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Funny Assonance Poems

These Funny Assonance poems are examples of Assonance poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Assonance Funny poems written by international poets.


Petty Fights
Akshay,
Won’t take my attitude,
Won’t text to me,
Won’t give me advice,
Not anymore

Akshay,
Hasn’t talked to me all day,
Hasn’t texted all day,
Hasn’t given me funny feelings,
Not today

Akshay,
Doesn’t know...

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Categories: assonance,



Unsmart Metre
I’ll apologise here at the start
For this verse won’t appeal to your heart.
So banal, it’s a shame
But I’ll shoulder the blame
’Cos it's not rude, nor...

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Categories: assonance, depression, feelings, heart,

Wait Here
Here's a long wait
Here's the pause
Here's a poem from me
Here's the cause

Hope you like it now
Hope you like it later
Hope your read it further
When it's...

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Categories: assonance, extended metaphor, funny,

Toss That Thong
Are you all alone on the internet posing nude
Well now there's help
Send 56 dollars to 76 Spock street
and spare your yelp

All of us want you...

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Categories: assonance, care, character, encouraging,

Everything You Want
I wonder what is
that keeps you coming back
Everytime I say it's for-you
and you think it's fair to act

And you see it's just a con
and there's...

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Categories: 5th grade, analogy, assonance,



Apple Lay
I'm  being followed by an apple
I feel like I've been picked
I wonder if it rolls on by
I'll have a bushel wit

I try to say...

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Categories: analogy, assonance, character, funny,

Hope Cycle
7/25/21. Hope Cycle

Grief, like Love, is a seasonal thing.
It comes and seems to last forever,
Driving its tentacles deeper
Than it seems possible to penetrate;
Forcing the oozing...

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Categories: assonance, 11th grade, 12th grade,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: assonance, 12th grade, character, hope,

Funny Money
The poor don't need a home
The poor don't need to roam
The poor don't need your clothes
The poor don't need a rolls
The poor don't need your...

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Categories: analogy, assonance, money, poverty,

Broke As Sacred
The poor aren't homeless
The poor aren't naked
The poor aren't starving
and broke as sacred

Regain their trust
And get their money
Your government's got it
And that ain't funny!

I'm mad...

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Categories: analogy, assonance, money, poverty,

Dead I
My mother died
My father died
And my father before him died
And me...
I'm the last Dead I...

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Categories: assonance, death, funny,

To Whom It May Concern
To all that these my words can reach
The weak, the strong, the poor, the rich
I want to let it known today
That I have met a...

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Categories: appreciation, assonance, august, feelings,

Anubhav
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Categories: angst, assonance, dedication, funny

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“One day at a Joy shop,
I met a man selling praises,
Alleluia,...

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Categories: analogy, appreciation, assonance, devotion,

If There Was No Poetry
If there was no poetry
I would visit ward psychiatry
For poems give energy
Free me from an allergy
When we vent our woes
Wonders wander with us
Nature gives insight...

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Categories: angel, appreciation, assonance,