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Armpits Poems - Poems about Armpits


Premium Member Alien Armpits
alien armpits dripping shimmering sweat orbs on the crop circle ...

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Categories: armpits, adventure, cheer up, color,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Opinions and Armpits
Opinions and Armpits Written: by Miracle Man 5/15/2024 Our opinions only amount to what we think, sometimes they will cause others eyes to blink. But it’s our belief, and gives us relief. but like our armpits sometimes they stink. ...

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Categories: armpits, how i feel,
Form: Limerick



Mark Cliff Angers Mark Dundee
Mark Cliff had Mark Dundee told "Fcuk" And rude hands shown for a "Let's bet!" Driver Dundee of Heavy Truck With rash armpits at all times wet: A man one never told "You suck!" He'd had to whip his own fed pet... Further, one who would about muck, After he had spread some bait net: Whoop! A hard one on Cliff's head struck, Just...

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Categories: armpits, allusion, bullying, hate, western,
Form: Rhyme
Perfume
Flower extract On the body worn ahead of human contact, A pressurized can preserving it; With a vaporizing mechanism That upon actuation gets friendly faces lit, Further brightening the ones bought over by tribalism. A liquefied fragrance for armpits But also for arresting smells keener than a cesspit’s And for the fortunate handkerchief Of a folk alive to bad odour and its mischief. To it...

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Categories: armpits, appreciation, beautiful, celebrity, devotion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hairy Armpits
The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair Crossed eyes to boot Big bum, whatta hoot A divine creature with flaws here and there...

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Categories: armpits, daffodils,
Form: Limerick



Pity the Armpits
I came to realize there was an orchestra in my pits…when the solo violinist just wouldn't quit...

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Categories: armpits, body, humor, music,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Hairy Armpits
The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair Straight from her armpits hanging with flair Crossed eyes to boot Big bum, whatta hoot A divine creature with minor flaws here and there...

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Categories: armpits, fun,
Form: Limerick

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