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Alien Armpits

alien armpits 
dripping shimmering sweat orbs
on the crop circle

Categories: armpits, adventure, cheer up, color,
Form: Haiku

Opinions and Armpits

Opinions and Armpits
Written: by Miracle Man
5/15/2024

Our opinions only amount to what we think,
sometimes they will cause others eyes to blink.
But it’s our belief,
and gives us relief.
but like our armpits sometimes they stink.

Categories: armpits, how i feel,
Form: Limerick

Mark Cliff Angers Mark Dundee

Mark Cliff had Mark Dundee told "Fcuk"
And rude hands shown for a "Let's bet!"
Driver Dundee of Heavy Truck
With rash armpits at all times wet:
A man one never told "You suck!"
He'd had to whip his own fed pet...

Further, one who would about muck,
After he had spread some bait net:
Whoop! A hard one on Cliff's head struck,
Just

Categories: armpits, allusion, bullying, hate, western,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Perfume

Flower extract
On the body worn ahead of human contact,
A pressurized can preserving it;
With a vaporizing mechanism
That upon actuation gets friendly faces lit,
Further brightening the ones bought over by tribalism.

A liquefied fragrance for armpits
But also for arresting smells keener than a cesspit’s
And for the fortunate handkerchief
Of a folk alive to bad odour and its mischief.

To it

Categories: armpits, appreciation, beautiful, celebrity, devotion,
Form: Rhyme

Hairy Armpits

The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with flaws here and there

Categories: armpits, daffodils,
Form: Limerick

Pity the Armpits

I came to realize there was an orchestra in my pits…when the solo violinist just wouldn't quit

Categories: armpits, body, humor, music,
Form: Monoku

Hairy Armpits

The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with minor flaws here and there

Categories: armpits, fun,
Form: Limerick