Funny April Poems

April is when.
I should have worn sandals with no socks. 
Let water flow. 
Between my toes. 
Making them cold. 
But they will dry quickly. 

April...

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Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
...

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Hopping across fields of happiness
Early-morning Fluffy rejoices in the edibles of earth
Glowing white and pearly, a real spunky bunny
Points her petite, pink nose upward to...

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April 20—Standup Comedy – The  Insult Comedy Tour!

How and why he 
Remains so popular 
With some Americans
Remains a mystery.

He remains me 
Of an old-time...

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I set out on a journey to appease my soul and honor the deity, but I got caught in a rift and almost fell from...

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Dancing in the rain in the UK 

The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane, 
But I can feel the...

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Antics aplenty
Plastic dog poop everywhere
Rude whoopee cushions
Is your fridge running? Catch it!
Loony pranks for April Fools'

4/01/23

March Into April contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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APRIL FOOL-
4/2/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022...

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At the beginning of April,
We hear two things:
Joking around,
And hopping into spring

The "April Fools" concept,
It's a bit of a mess...
Everyone trying to
Exhibit some "finesse".

I've indeed...

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For crying out loud
I am awesomely proud
To be a Fool in love
With Mother Nature.
I thank the Almighty above
For everything he has done
Hoping that I have...

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white surprise drifting and swirling outside my house
dancing and prancing and glancing around my dog tiptoes on the ground 
a sound! no sound! 
it's early...

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April my arch nemesis
In fact, I get quite ill
I sneeze, my eyes turn red
Three times a day take pills

Don't get me wrong, my friend
Spring green...

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Nana nah nah nah nah nah nah hahaha you expected a poem and yet...

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1582 France switch from Julian calendar
To Georgian calendar
Does it matter
Then council of Trent
No pun intent
 Hindu calendar spring equinox
 I bet you thought this was...

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Remember last April 
When I was basically incapable of practically anything?
Except for getting high 
To keep my sanity within my reach
I’d sit in my room...

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