I just went to my work's Christmas party
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi
Told my boss, to go get lost
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce"
Then, she fired me for being a smarty
Christmas Limerick
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
12/15/2021
Categories:
applesauce, christmas, humorous,
Form: Limerick
I just went to my work's Christmas party
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi
Told my boss, to go get lost
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce"
Then, she fired me for being a smarty
I went home, told my wife, I retired
She said, "don't lie...I know you were fired"
Said, Applesauce...I'm the boss
Never tell me...to get lost
Now go back- 'cause you've just been rehired
Categories:
applesauce, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Age three, crisscross apple sauce, hands in your lap.
Age five, scooting a few inches, to let whole class in.
Age twenty-three, fresh out of college, a brand new teacher,
Criss-cross applesauce in the circle with your kindergarteners.
Age thirty-four, sitting on chair, in crisscross circle with kids.
Age forty-four, attempt at crisscross on floor, kids snickering.
Age fifty-five, on chair again, in crisscross circle with kids.
Age sixty-eight, on floor, crisscross for thirty minutes.
Legs fall asleep, can barely stand. Would kick myself if I could.
No idea this was going to happen. Standing unsteadily,
Both feet asleep. One of the third graders comes over and hugs me.
Thanks me for coming, and I cannot walk out the door yet.
Age does matter.
Categories:
applesauce, age, school, teacher, teachers
Form: Light Verse
Cough Drops and applesauce
Is what the doctor gave to me
I don't mean to complain
But in my side
I feel a great big pain
And doctors orders I'll oblige
It is bad enough
Every day is getting tough
And now I am just out of luck
Stuck with nothing but a cough
It's been driving me insane
Living here in all this pain
It has made my life a very hard thing
I really don't want to complain
But I've been left out in the pouring rain
And tomorrow is another day
Same to come, same old way
Categories:
applesauce, childhood, funny, happiness, health,
Form: Light Verse