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Applesauce Poems - Poems about Applesauce


Premium Member She's the Boss Applesauce
I just went to my work's Christmas party I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi Told my boss, to go get lost Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce" Then, she fired me for being a smarty Christmas Limerick Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich 12/15/2021...

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Categories: applesauce, christmas, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member She's the Boss Applesauce-2
I just went to my work's Christmas party I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi Told my boss, to go get lost Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce" Then, she fired me for being a smarty I went home, told my wife, I retired She said, "don't lie...I know you were fired" Said, Applesauce...I'm the...

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Categories: applesauce, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Applesauce Cake
Applesauce Cake Once again autumn’s jubilee of gold and umber leaves Drifts on a lazy Sunday morning rain Past kitchen windows Where scents of coffee and frying bacon Walk hand in hand Then race each other up the stairs To look for dreamers missed by the dawn While aunts and uncles, Cousins, sisters, brothers, Fathers, mothers Squeeze side by side into the breakfast nook, Touched by the...

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Categories: applesauce, autumn, celebration, family, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Age Does Matter In Crisscross Applesauce
Age three, crisscross apple sauce, hands in your lap. Age five, scooting a few inches, to let whole class in. Age twenty-three, fresh out of college, a brand new teacher, Criss-cross applesauce in the circle with your kindergarteners. Age thirty-four, sitting on chair, in crisscross circle with kids. Age forty-four, attempt at crisscross on floor, kids snickering. Age fifty-five, on chair...

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Categories: applesauce, age, school, teacher, teachers
Form: Light Verse
Cough Drops and Applesauce
Cough Drops and applesauce Is what the doctor gave to me I don't mean to complain But in my side I feel a great big pain And doctors orders I'll oblige It is bad enough Every day is getting tough And now I am just out of luck Stuck with nothing but a cough It's...

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Categories: applesauce, childhood, funny, happiness, health,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Applesauce!
I wuz relaxin' on th' porch t'other day admirin' th' apples on my trees. Th' branches began to quake, I thought it wuz jes' a passin' breeze. Alas, 'twuz them pesky squirrels an' birds eatin' their daily brunch, Gnawin' an' peckin' on my crop, layin' waste to quite a bunch! I mused, "Now hold on there, them's my apples...

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Categories: applesauce, funnyautumn,
Form: Rhyme
Applesauce!
Pause in applause Poet you Write for a life times Mind finding the blinding bliss of the Jest yes Just, and for the fun. This and these. Poems. Best of balloons tunes and cartoon cars in the sun two red blue shoes to be seen in chacO.latte covered blueGenes... Yes, Rod is the berry cherry flavor too, savor kids, Shes a...

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Categories: applesauce, adventure
Form: I do not know?

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