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She's the Boss Applesauce-2

I just went to my work's Christmas party I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi Told my boss, to go get lost Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce" Then, she fired me for being a smarty I went home, told my wife, I retired She said, "don't lie...I know you were fired" Said, Applesauce...I'm the boss Never tell me...to get lost Now go back- 'cause you've just been rehired

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Joanna Daniel

Date: 12/18/2021 5:22:00 AM

Lovely with the twist in the second one, Charlie:) thank you for my placement in your haibun contest:)

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/15/2021 6:51:00 PM

OH, is the ever great, Charlie. Looks like a first-place winner to me if ever a winner there was ~ The Winner of Oz

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 12/15/2021 12:16:00 PM

Hello Charles Messina, looks like it is a happy ending after all. Merry Christmas. Enjoy your day my friend.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/15/2021 9:13:00 AM

Yep, you can really get into trouble at those holiday parties, especially if you imbibe too much Bacardi. Good one, Charles.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/15/2021 7:45:00 AM

LOL! Sounds like it was a ruse all along!

Natasha L Scragg

Date: 12/15/2021 7:19:00 AM

Ha ha! Love the twist at the end! Brilliant!

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/15/2021 6:44:00 AM

Lol! Charlie, This is hilarious! I laughed out loud. I’m still giggling. Have a great day:-) Alexis