She's the Boss Applesauce

I just went to my work's Christmas party 
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi 
Told my boss, to go get lost 
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce" 
Then, she fired me for being a smarty 


Christmas Limerick 
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich 
12/15/2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Ashley Avatar
December 28, 2021 at 6:02 PM
Lol! Alcohol and Christmas parties with the boss are a bad mix hehe! A wonderfully fun limerick, Charlie. Your humorous pen tickles me, my friend. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea's contest. Warmest wishes for you to have a happy new year full of light, love and inspiration.. ~Susan
Goldsmith Avatar
December 26, 2021 at 2:09 PM
Congratulations on your win. Hello Applesauce. How is it going with no job??? Have a blessed day.....................
Dietrich Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 4:29 PM
Cute one, Charles. Thanks so much for entering my contest. Loved the end rhymes lines 1,2 and 5. Congrats and merry Christmas.
Cunningham Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 8:49 AM
Haha, drink certainly played a part in your downfall Charlie. Good one for the contest, hope you're keeping well. Tom
Y. Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 5:38 AM
Lol! Charlie, This is a good one. Too many boos made him forget who’s boss. Best wishes in the contest. Have a nice day:-) Alexis
Rodrigues Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 4:51 AM
You are a smarty, depending on whether or not you wanted that job. LOL. Did you where the proverbial lampshade too? ;)
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