Funny Anxiety Poems

Sometimes when
 I see you
I get a bit nervous 
my voice start trembling, 
my legs start shaking
and my heart starts jumping.
I even talk a bit...

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I followed the path because I recognised it
as the path that followed me
sunlight made the pebbles paler 
as I made them darker like a shadow

I...

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A quick pre-Halloween poem to capture a creepy funeral home scene. 
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T’was the night before Halloween, the funeral home quiet.
All the tables were taken, like...

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PTSD ANXIETY DISORDER RELIVING TRAUMA 
IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU LOVE IS IN CRISIS 
REACH OUT MANY PEOPLE WITH PTSD SUFFER 
IN SILENCE I DID...

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I'll cut you off and not look back 
That's just from having a mindset of lack
I'll ghost you out of my sight
Out of mind and...

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I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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Move on over ole Joe...

and let the youngbloods take the reins
infusing our promised land with hope.

You done good for America,
serving as laudatory President
from 2020 to...

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Jeff the three-legged worm
they weren’t his legs
but legs that he’d found
from old bits of twig
just scattered around
he once saw a centipede
who laughed and made fun
of...

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Trying to remind myself that I'm safe 
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing 
traumatic events forced upon my space 
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...

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It's funny, looking at artists work 
date of birth - date of death 
and date of artwork...
I expect them to be dead
expect some relevance to...

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Oh me oh my
I work all the time
I honestly just feel like a tiny fly
In this large world full of crime

I wonder what is my...

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You never had a good childhood
Your grandma always wanted to kill you
You had a soft spot for your mother
Now it's breaking too

You became a big...

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I run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell

Damn it, my car broke down the day before...

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A conversation that ends as you sweep through the door
I didn't quite hear, my position unsure
So I'll make idle chit chat on your return
Test the...

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I’m enjoying spending time with my mom - we have an intimacy braided like rope. I forgot how funny she is. At the same time,...

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