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Funny Anxiety Poems

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Premium Member Waco Diet
there was a young dude from texas

who ate twelve tacos for breakfast

he ate them with cheese

and sometimes with peas

but then got sick from the excess.

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Categories: anxiety, food, for teens,

Premium Member Letter
I want a letter from you, dear,
One to make me feel better.
Yes, indeed I want a letter.

I want a signal from you darling,
One to show...

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© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, desire,

Funny Here and There Days
Funny Here and There Days

Some days i don't know what's wrong or right
What to think or what to do
I haven't got a blooming clue !


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Categories: anxiety, emotions, mental health,

Premium Member Bridges and Thinking
I bridged the gap
Therefore I haven't fallen into the great crevasse 
Pretty good going...
I'm happier unlost, not in a pit of despair 

Plus Strictly is...

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Categories: anxiety,

I sometimes worry that a daydream…

Can become something sinister.

Even a simple, quiet laugh…

At some thought in my head is scary to me.

Because here I am,...

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Categories: anxiety,

That One Guy
Hey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...

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Categories: anxiety, absence, change, depression, emotions,

Premium Member The Short Man That Would Be Tall
A short man climbed up on a wall
So others would think he was tall
Small muscles, no abs
And tired of their jabs
Embarrassed to go to the...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, body, fear, funny,

Bad Timing
Bad timing

When the day has been hot and long, when a letter tells me I have to put the car in for its yearly inspection...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, anxiety, atheist, bangla,

The Night the Waves Bled
Its a Friday. You’re crazy about fridays. But really you’re more crazy for the outing you’ve set your mind to but really it’s for the...

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© Kai Solis  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, anxiety,

Premium Member That Seems Strange
A murder of crows observes our approach,
eying my sister's sheaf, worn like a brooch.
Yet, this gilded field of wavering gold
is quite a wonder for me...

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Categories: allusion, anxiety, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member Justification
"The logic and reasoning behind finding your way in life can often be hindered by thinking too hard about it or having to explain. Sensible...

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Categories: anxiety,

A crown that is broken cannot be fixed
It has to be replaced 
Because a crown that is broken 
Cannot be turned into joy
So why...

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Categories: absence, angst, anxiety, betrayal,

Premium Member Do I Need That
A funny thing happened this evening
My littlest daughter sat too far back on the toilet, slipped in and was stuck
(Have we all been there? I...

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Categories: anxiety,

Therapy Zoo
Within the confines of my nearest Zoo,
There’s a place that’s off limits – it’s not for you.
It’s where the animals go for therapy,
As animals have...

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Categories: addiction, animal, anxiety, care,

When the panic attacks first started, I brushed them off.

At first, I would feel shocked and surprised by them.

But surprisingly able to stand after.

And even...

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Categories: anxiety,