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Funny Anniversary Poems

These Funny Anniversary poems are examples of Anniversary poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Anniversary Funny poems written by international poets.

More Than Flowers On Your Birthday

This year, my darling love, you’ll receive more than flowers
Jewelry, candy, candles, gifts, kisses and chocolate bars
You will also get your AARP letter and your

Categories: angel, anniversary, beautiful, birthday,

An Invisible Rose for Your Birthday

Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that

Categories: anniversary, august, autumn, beautiful,

The Tale of Two Patricks

My father was born,
Late on the eve of St. Patrick’s Day,
Inspiring nurses to insist the babe’s name be Patrick,
To which, my grandparents laughed and chose

Categories: allegory, anniversary, birth, birthday,

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis - part ii

Highlight of Goofus and Gallant 
bred within the survival instinct 
of hungry hordes of prey, 
when Earth in the balance 
against an uncomfortable truth 
smug

Categories: anniversary, absence, adventure, africa, america,

What We Used To Be

I wish we can be what we used to be,
two beautiful love birds,
we use to fly so high above the sky till we could reach

Categories: anniversary, beautiful, break up,

Haitian New Year's Poetrysoup Joumou

Bon appétit to all my fellow Haitians and friends,
Who will be drinking, sipping, savoring poertysoup joumou,
Which is made of squash, neck bones, macaroni, oxtails,
Carrots, yams,

Categories: anniversary, black african american,

The Exemplary Love In Ants

It is heavy not to envy the harmony of loving ants.
So, we need to harry ourselves in hurry for helping hands.
Isn’t it funny the levy

Categories: anniversary, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Anniversary of Their Honeymoon

Wedding wines - rather champagne shines
and bubbly breakout of blushing bride.

Groom with giant heart, gracious, grateful - grips
her hand with his handsome wholeness. Helps

his lovely

Categories: anniversary, funny, imagery, sensual,

Born In the Dawn of August

If you were born in the month of August
Be cool, be calm, be wise and be robust
Summertime is almost over
And autumn is around the corner
Teeny

Categories: analogy, anniversary, august, birthday,

Ton Joyeux Anniversaire, Belle Commere

C’est ton heureux anniversaire
Mon amie, ma copine, ma commère
Il m’est impossible de t’envoyer des fleurs
Et je ne peux pas t’écrire de jolis poèmes
Cependant je peux

Categories: anniversary, birthday, emotions, funny

Buzz Buzz Buzz

buzz the bees
making honey ...
Hum, hum, hum
infernal mess
on the playground ...
Buzz... buzz ... buzz...
hum the drill of
dentist on teeth ...
Hum, hum, hum,
it's too much gossip

Categories: allusion, anniversary, creation, fun,

Trousers

trousers

Three pair of trousers hang on a wooden hanger
no, not the wires they give you ate the laundry.
I only fit one of them but have

Categories: anniversary, april, atheist,

Card Verse

U r th key 2 my lock
U r th tip 2 my top
U r th tick 2 my tock
U r th hip 2 my hop
U

Categories: anniversary, appreciation, celebration, funny

Better

Orange reef,

a riddler on relief;

an ancient beat-

a walking priest,

a breed!

An ancient thief-

floating on now,

foraging in the great wild,

...it was like a drum,

oh it was so

Categories: anniversary, art, funny, future,

Perfect Present


Troubled as to what I'll choose
something which will bemuse
the man who has it all
This is not an easy task 
it's an even more strenuous ask
that

Categories: age, anniversary, funny, funny