Humor Alliteration Poems
These Humor Alliteration poems are examples of Alliteration poems about Humor. These are the best examples of Alliteration Humor poems written by international poets.
The Quintessential Catering Company
food, fun, humor, international,
The Quintessential Catering Company serves only quality foods beginning with a Q
To some this seems quirky and to others quite quaint
Q foods quickly quell hunger...
abortion, africa, allegory, humor,
It was all a dream then,
I just saw you alive again,
I just thought about it, how I never touched you, and even barely broke-in english,
Critterary Verses: Things I never learned from Marlin Perkins
Antisocial anacondas don't associate in numbers;
Bears and beagles don't become the best of friends.
Civet cats catch rats, so is it any wonder
On doleful dingoes dire...
cat, fun, funny, humor,
They call me pampered pussy,
“Such a PRETTY pet!” they purr,
All they see’s a funny feline,
Just a friend with fluffy fur.
Hear me humans! I AM HUNTER!
My Cs poem
Clumsy chubby chimpanzee counts cherry cheesecake cases covering corner combined clear ceramic counters.
Canny cat catches canary
Cunning cat chases crazy chattering chipmunk clumsily can't close...
Big Busty Babe's Bar
funny, happy, humor, silly,
Bring back blonde babes
with big boobs and butts,
showing bare bellies, wearing black and brown boots.
Because they get the bikers and big boys...
My Animals ABCs
animal, funny, humor,
An alligator always ate addax and antelopes.
Baby bats began bouncing before burping
Caterpillars climb cable crossings carefully
Dingos don't dine delicately during dinner.
Eager elephants enjoy easily...
People and Food ABC's
food, humor, people,
Alice and Alex always ate apples.
Bobby brought baked beans
Carol cooked cleaned catfish
David decorated delicious donuts
Ellen endured eating eleven eggs
Freddie fried five fish
Gina grabbed green grapes.
MEET THE FOUR CLASS CLOWNS
assonance, childhood, children, humor,
Silly Dilly Billy Lily
Jolly Folly Dolly Molly
Deli Jelly Belly Nelly
Alley Sally Halle Berry
Submitted for contest ALLITERATION sponsored by Barry Stebbings - November 27, 2017
I Found Myself
I found myself
That was not my own;
About the many
That I was wandering
The dreamscape of
The wonderers of
That still wonder;—
Can't decide if I should slap myself silly or have another cuppa decaf
confusion, crazy, humor, hyperbole,
There are days like these when life patently doesn't come easy
like peas and carrots, tea and biscuits, moonshine & sun's resign,
more so resembling ill-assorted poked...
Retail reality is: Rite-aid roustabout ripping into a rack of ranchy Ruffles...
ALLITERATION ON A THERAPIST'S TREATMENT
alliteration, humor, word play, words,
ON A THERAPIST’S TREATMENT
To physically fit my fickle frame
I found the fame of the following dame:
From sit to somewhat surely stand
I can, when...
angel, i love you,
I always knew that love would come find me someday
but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way
SALLY SNAKE BITES HER TONGUE
animal, fantasy, humor, irony,
Sally snake seethed silently
She’d bitten her tongue and it hurt
Sally slowly sidled in the sand dunes -
Unable to speak but alert
The venom it spread through...
The Wild Winds - Not the Williwaw
fun, humor, nature, wind,
As the screaming Sirocco swept the sands,
Suffocating the Shiekh's Sixth Sick Sheep,
It's sister, Simoon, soon sought to strike
The sweat-suffering Sultan's sweet sleep.
Then came the Khamsin,...
CAT CALLS - one liner
The caterwauling cacophony of a cadre of cats copulating in a can.
submitted to – One liners five – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Silent One
boyfriend, humor, leaving, silly,
I should have looked before I leaped
now I have been left in a lurch
by my lily-livered boyfriend,
but I'll have the last laugh
when he see his...
An Apple Across Acres Accordingly Accosted, Angelic Answers Awaits!...
Poppy the parrot
Picked pus from a pimple’s peak
but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole
Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak
Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole