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Humor Alliteration Poems

These Humor Alliteration poems are examples of Alliteration poems about Humor. These are the best examples of Alliteration Humor poems written by international poets.

The Quintessential Catering Company
The Quintessential Catering Company serves only quality foods beginning with a Q
To some this seems quirky and to others quite quaint
Q foods quickly quell hunger...

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Categories: food, fun, humor, international,

It was all a dream then,
I just saw you alive again,
I just thought about it, how I never touched you, and even barely broke-in english,

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Categories: abortion, africa, allegory, humor,

Premium Member Critterary Verses: Things I never learned from Marlin Perkins
Antisocial anacondas don't associate in numbers;
Bears and beagles don't become the best of friends.
Civet cats catch rats, so is it any wonder
On doleful dingoes dire...

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Categories: animal, humor,

Premium Member Pampered Pussy
They call me pampered pussy,
“Such a PRETTY pet!” they purr,
All they see’s a funny feline,
Just a friend with fluffy fur.

Hear me humans! I AM HUNTER!

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Categories: cat, fun, funny, humor,

My Cs poem
Clumsy chubby chimpanzee counts cherry cheesecake cases covering corner combined clear ceramic counters.

Canny cat catches canary 

Cunning cat chases crazy chattering chipmunk clumsily can't close...

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Categories: animal, humor,

Big Busty Babe's Bar
Bring back blonde babes 
with big boobs and butts, 
showing bare bellies, wearing black and brown boots.
Because they get the bikers and  big boys...

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Categories: funny, happy, humor, silly,

My Animals ABCs
An alligator always ate addax and antelopes.
Baby bats began bouncing before burping 
Caterpillars climb cable crossings carefully
Dingos don't dine delicately during dinner.
Eager elephants enjoy easily...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor,

People and Food ABC's
Alice and Alex always ate apples.
Bobby brought baked beans
Carol cooked cleaned catfish
David decorated delicious donuts
Ellen endured eating eleven eggs
Freddie fried five fish
Gina grabbed green grapes.

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Categories: food, humor, people,

Silly Dilly Billy Lily
Jolly Folly Dolly Molly
Deli Jelly Belly Nelly
Alley Sally Halle Berry

Submitted for contest ALLITERATION sponsored by Barry Stebbings - November 27, 2017

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Categories: assonance, childhood, children, humor,

I Found Myself
I found myself
Wandering across
A dreamscape
That was not my own;
And wondering
About the many
Dreamscapes of
The wanderers,
Suddenly seeing
That I was wandering
The dreamscape of
The wonderers of
The wanderers
That still wonder;—

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Categories: humor, words,

Can't decide if I should slap myself silly or have another cuppa decaf
There are days like these when life patently doesn't come easy
like peas and carrots, tea and biscuits, moonshine & sun's resign,
more so resembling ill-assorted poked...

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Categories: confusion, crazy, humor, hyperbole,

Retail reality is: Rite-aid roustabout ripping into a rack of ranchy Ruffles...

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Categories: fun, humor,


To physically fit my fickle frame
I found the fame of the following dame:
  From sit to somewhat surely stand
I can, when...

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Categories: alliteration, humor, word play, words,

reason why
I always knew that love would come find me someday
 but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way

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Categories: angel, i love you,

Sally snake seethed silently
She’d bitten her tongue and it hurt
Sally slowly sidled in the sand dunes -
Unable to speak but alert
The venom it spread through...

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Categories: animal, fantasy, humor, irony,

The Wild Winds - Not the Williwaw
As the screaming Sirocco swept the sands,
Suffocating the Shiekh's Sixth Sick Sheep,
It's sister, Simoon, soon sought to strike
The sweat-suffering Sultan's sweet sleep.
Then came the Khamsin,...

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Categories: fun, humor, nature, wind,

Premium Member CAT CALLS - one liner

The caterwauling cacophony of a cadre of cats copulating in a can.


submitted to – One liners five – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Silent One

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Categories: cat, humor,

Last Laugh
I should have looked before I leaped
now I have been left in a lurch
by my lily-livered boyfriend,
but I'll have the last laugh
when he see his...

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Categories: boyfriend, humor, leaving, silly,

Humorous A's
An Apple Across Acres Accordingly Accosted, Angelic Answers Awaits!...

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Categories: humor,

Poppy Parrot
Poppy the parrot

Picked pus from a pimple’s peak

but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole

Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak

Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole


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Categories: humor, humorous,