Humor Alliteration Poems

several crazy clowns of different cults
craved to commit crimes for luxury 
careless critical calculations are causing
crucial conflict with cashless returns
concern with catching several cases
candles and...

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Blaggard blaming the blond bloke for his blight:
Blablabla, bluster and bleat, blathering
Blob, your blue blood bleeds blotches on a black
Blossom. Blaspheme, blabber—I blast your bluff....

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?A grumpy grandpa (from Greece), gruff and gray,
is grazing on a grain of grass, graceful. 
He’s grumbling that the grim grave is growing 
greater and...

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Pow! the pale powder pumps power into 
The pastor’s panicked pulse. Peeing his pants, 
He pulls his parcel and pitter-patters
To the piss-pot, paying his penile...

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A dumb deer died in that damn ditch today. 
Daring, no doubt, but didn’t dodge the diesel
Doom dashing down the dune. The dimwit did
Duck, but...

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The cult of chemical’s kitchen counter
Is covered in coptic cants, cures and curses.
It’s a case of cuckoos cooking karma 
In a capsule of cold, carnal...

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The present prince of Prussia prances proudly
With preaching priests, while prattling proles suppress
The primal pressure to prank the pretext
Of proper praise for the precious primate....

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    brave be brevity

      laugh at loopy levity

        with luck...

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The snail slowly slithered from the wet grass
Crossed the cracked concrete sidewalk 
leaving a silky slimy slender trail of mucus
carrying a shatterable shell as its...

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AWFUL

AWFUL IS YOUR ANGUISH,ALINATES,ABHORFUL FOOR YOU AND THEY
ALIENING YOUR AURA AWESOMELY ALIKE A ALONELY ALIEN AWFUL AS A AWOKEN ALIEN FROM AWFUL PLANET


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Montague Middleton’s matronly mother made marvellous munchy meringues 
Montague Middleton’s most massive midriff made many a menu mistake
Montague Middleton met many maidens; Mother made mincemeat...

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Everyone sees
except the clown
eternal illusions
edged into oblivion
exposed
even old ladies laugh now and know
earmark of fool
ego bigger than a hallmark brain
egotistical mind ejaculated into space
eccentricity of...

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In a humble hamlet, not so grim or glum, 
Lived a goose named Lucy, quite the funny one. 
With feathers fluffed and waddle wide, she'd...

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In a whimsical world of witty wonder, 
Where laughter lingers, lost not in thunder, 
There danced a dandy with a dapper flair, 
Sporting red shoes,...

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In the whimsical woods where the wind whirls wild, 
Lived Benjamin the Bear, a creature quite mild. 
With a belly that bounced as he waddled...

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