Hilarious Alliteration Poems

henrietta’s hippo had a habit
hopping happily in a tutu like a rabbit
with a twirl and a spin
she’d giggle and grin
leaving the crowd clapping madly out...

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Hiya, howdy, hey, and hello.
Juggle jams and jiggle jello.
Jumping joyfully, and jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley.

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rollicking and rowdy romping,
bouncing, bubbly...

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Joyful jumping, oh so jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley
Jiggle, juggle, Jane's tamale,
a laugh, a lark, fine, fun folly. 

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rarified and risky...

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All answers affect aspirations
By belittling bygone barbarizations
Constantly criticizing correlations
Defined dumbfounded dictations
Edicts evaporate everyone's expectations
Foregone frustrations failed flirtations
Gone great grace giving generations
Harmonies have harmonious hesitations
Impotence influences...

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As the world turns
The will within burns
Feelings of thought returns.

Gluttony, ego, spite
A slight bright bite
On-site in plain sight
No playwright
No exit or stage-right.

It was a terrible...

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Helter-skelter, upper-downer, 
Bigger smaller, richer poorer
Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner
Sifter opener, thicker thinner.

Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb
Top or bottom, height and fathom.
Head or toe, friend...

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Happy heathy life is wished for you this year
Helping hearts to wipe every tear
Happenstance happenings that herald cheer
Heart warming hopeful events to make covid disappear
High-spirited...

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Here kitty, kitty
No! wait to stop that
Scat cat
the condescending, contented cat sat on my hideous, hilarious hat 

7/9/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020...

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I Saw an Angelic hurtful, 

O’ God I Saw 
An Angelic humble host 
An Angelic human, helpful host 
Hopeful, heavenly holy host, 
Praising…
O’ Michael I...

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Chemist Charlie Chuckles, 
How clumsy her cackle, 
Creating chemical cosmos. 
Consorting with cats, 
Chemical mishaps, 
Oh, Charlie Chuckles the chemist! 

Chemist Charlie Chuckles, 
Cryptic crossword...

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For anyone owning a pc
Does not have it worse than me
I have a degree in technology
Oh computer gods hear my plea

I went from windows 7...

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Hey, I got married!
Oh, that's good!
No, that's bad! She's ugly as hell!
Oh, that's bad!
No, that's good! She's super rich!
Oh, that's good!
No, that's bad! She won't...

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Chris’ Creepy Cats
By Curtis Johnson

Cautiously, Chris came crawling and calling, carrying crying creepy cats. 
12102015 ( One Liners Five Contest)...

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