Hey, I Got Married

Hey, I got married!
Oh, that's good!
No, that's bad! She's ugly as hell!
Oh, that's bad!
No, that's good! She's super rich!
Oh, that's good!
No, that's bad! She won't give me a cent!
Oh, that's bad! 
No, that's good! She bought me a grandiose house!
Oh, that's good!
No, that's bad! The house burnt down!
Oh, that's bad!
No, that's good! She was in it!
Oh, that's good!
No, that's bad! now I don't have a wife!
Oh, that's bad!
No, that's good! I got all her money!
Oh, that's good!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Ajmal Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 11:24 AM
This poem really make me smile, a brilliant poem written by you, I really hope that this poem is a fiction, and you don t have a wife, well if you do then good luck with explaining this to your wife, hope she don t get mad at you, good luck
Coreggia Avatar
May 26, 2017 at 8:14 AM
Jamie, I'm a die-hard feminist and you got me to laugh:) Amitiés
Cozart Avatar
May 26, 2017 at 8:00 AM
clever.
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