Alf Poems - Poems about Alf

...Fair dinkum my old cobber, G,day I'm your new neighbour, I travelled from Tasmania, I flew by flying doctor. Crocodile Dundee has no flies on me, I couldn't give a XXXX about his fosters tinny,......Read More

... Please note that this work is meant to follow in Epic Form and will not follow commonly used grammatical rules found in Prose, such as, not following proper paragraph use. Because it is an Epic Poe......Read More

...''I hope that Allah will not make me immortal, for death is his greatest gift to any true believer.'' (Tale of King Umar al-Numan) O Shahrazad Take the common currency of my dreams And fill......Read More

...Flashes of lights, cameras and buzz, Assembly of connoisseurs and fuss, Stage is set for the show to begin, Half whispered words circle in the din, In come the ......Read More

... C heddar cheese I eat with ease; H alf of the time, I want cheese spreads, E ating on rye’s great with mayo and alfalfa. E ndive’s delicious with almost any cheese S avoring cheese, I just c......Read More

...The slum When I was born the manger was occupied I got a cot at a Home run by the salvation- army and stayed the until my step-grandmother committed suicide by jumping out of the third-floo......Read More

...C heddar cheese I eat with ease; H alf of the time, I want cheese spreads, E ating on rye’s great with mayo and alfalfa. E ndive’s delicious with almost any cheese S avoring cheese, I just cra......Read More

...One day my grandad slipped away, His face sunk into a waxy, pale grey, With a sudden stillness and a wave of your hand, You have ventured off into an undiscovered land, If only I could go back to......Read More

...Whispers curtailed into the cobalt sky Inspired by diminished reasons why Twisted into favorite memories Half bent over, weeping with willow trees Betraya......Read More

...“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking. “Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking” She looked across the lawn and he was nowhere to be seen. He w......Read More

... Here are some people I'd like you to meet, Various characters who live down our street. First there's old Alf, the gardener supreme I've never seen a lawn so lush or so green. Then th......Read More

...A ll my life L ife learnt lessons F or giving our enemies always A nd looking for the attentive calf L ost in the wilderness F ound a Shepard and He's forgiven us A ll humans are L ooking......Read More

... Half-breed Hades and his helter-skelter handmaiden Abysmally arrogant abase audaciously Larcenous liaison of Lucifer’s love children Lashing lepers in a legendar......Read More

...Gordon Shumway Want to cook cats someday His flight to his planet went south crashed on Earth and now, he's known as ALF......Read More

...Farewell then Alf Mitchell - Or is it Warren Garnett? Your death has us now parted. And like Dandy Nicholls, The nails in your coffin are now Hammered.......Read More