Alf Poems - Poems about Alf

...I'd chosen you as my flunky - Your hair - Neanderthal red, You'd hurry towards my shrill calling, De-cloth me and roll me to bed. 'Textured', you woo-ed, 'mild and creamy', Said I'd never last......Read the rest...

...There we were - Alf and I - Pharaohs, surveying those white pyramids - Nests of ibis - ovulating - Opera. Across the bridge we danced, Swaying o'er the waves below - Spectred lovers on a ph......Read the rest...

... We had Debbie Gibson, And Motley Crew. We had Jon Bon Jovi, and Scooby-Do. We had Axl Rose, And MTV. We had school house rock, And MR. T. We had Alf, And Pac-Ma......Read the rest...

...Please note that this work is meant to follow in Epic Form and will not follow commonly used grammatical rules found in Prose, such as, not following proper paragraph use. Because it is an Epic Poem ......Read the rest...

...Flashes of lights, cameras and buzz, Assembly of connoisseurs and fuss, Stage is set for the show to begin, Half whispered words circle in the din, In come the ......Read the rest...

... C heddar cheese I eat with ease; H alf of the time, I want cheese spreads, E ating on rye’s great with mayo and alfalfa. E ndive’s delicious with almost any cheese S avoring cheese, I just c......Read the rest...

...The slum When I was born the manger was occupied I got a cot at a Home run by the salvation- army and stayed the until my step-grandmother committed suicide by jumping out of the third-floo......Read the rest...

...C heddar cheese I eat with ease; H alf of the time, I want cheese spreads, E ating on rye’s great with mayo and alfalfa. E ndive’s delicious with almost any cheese S avoring cheese, I just cra......Read the rest...

...One day my grandad slipped away, His face sunk into a waxy, pale grey, With a sudden stillness and a wave of your hand, You have ventured off into an undiscovered land, If only I could go back to......Read the rest...

...Whispers curtailed into the cobalt sky Inspired by diminished reasons why Twisted into favorite memories Half bent over, weeping with willow trees Betraya......Read the rest...

...“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking. “Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking” She looked across the lawn and he was nowhere to be seen. He w......Read the rest...

...Here are some people I'd like you to meet, Various characters who live down our street. First there's old Alf, the gardener supreme I've never seen a lawn so lush or so green. Then there is Els......Read the rest...

...A ll my life L ife learnt lessons F or giving our enemies always A nd looking for the attentive calf L ost in the wilderness F ound a Shepard and He's forgiven us A ll humans are L ooking......Read the rest...

...Half-breed Hades and his helter-skelter handmaiden Abysmally arrogant abase audaciously Larcenous liaison of Lucifer’s love children Lashing lepers in a legendary laby......Read the rest...

...Gordon Shumway Want to cook cats someday His flight to his planet went south crashed on Earth and now, he's known as ALF......Read the rest...