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Funny Addiction Poems

These Funny Addiction poems are examples of Addiction poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Addiction Funny poems written by international poets.


Irony
It’s funny, I think.
We had the talk.
I wrote about it
But the words never fit.
Still, I wrote.
Just to remember
As much as I could.

It’s funny because…

You said...

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Categories: addiction, crush, emotions, feelings,



Premium Member Football Mug
coffee is a football mug

watch me as i chug-a-lug

no matter what team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.
...

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Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

Hyper Stoner
Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, humor,

Premium Member Diagnosing
If you had one year of love,
and then you had to say adios,
should you be glad or morose?

Sure, if it ends, it’s not what I’d...

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Categories: addiction, boyfriend, friendship, funny

To Her
*To Her*

I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...

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Categories: addiction, dedication, funny love,



Therapy Zoo
Within the confines of my nearest Zoo,
There’s a place that’s off limits – it’s not for you.
It’s where the animals go for therapy,
As animals have...

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Categories: addiction, animal, anxiety, care,

Premium Member Donald
DONALD 
IT HAS BEEN 
REPORTED BY MANY

THAT YOU PLAY 
WITH IT
SEVERAL TIMES A DAY

I NEVER SAW THAT THING
AND SWEAR 
THAT I NEVER TOUCHED IT THAT...

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Categories: addiction, corruption, feelings, funny

Camo Lambo
In my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/
Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/
It’s how you perceive what’s kept to...

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© Kyle Gee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, art, cool, fun,

Your Turn
I Told You How Bad I Wanted Diamond?
The Longest I’ve Been With
The Most I was Used To
The Most I Missed
I Thought He Was Perfection 
I...

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Categories: addiction, anger, desire, first

High Stakes
Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....

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Categories: addiction, allusion, crazy, drug,

Solivigant
Solivagant
                        ...

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Categories: absence, abuse, addiction, anger,

Witzelsucht
Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, health,

Premium Member Relapse
~one step forward, two steps back; once sober,  again drinks funny water~




Date written: 08/29/2022...

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Categories: abuse, addiction, drink, sad,

Premium Member P S I Love You
You seemed like such a good group
That I bravely entered the loop.
Now my mind works in meters 
And couplets compete as
I O.D. on Poetry Soup!...

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Categories: addiction, funny, poems,

Past, Present, Future
Past 
deserves a hushed funeral for the memories scarred 
from hands, unforgotten words, screams echoed
the times no one wants to relive 
somehow you manage to...

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© Fall Woods  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, abuse, addiction, anger,