Funny Addiction Poems

My brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat...

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they're funny,
but not always
like that.

they're laughing,
but sometimes
its hard.

it's so touching 
to see them
collapse.

i'd stop them,
but they would
get mad.

they're diving
so deep;
they can't breathe.

they're gasping
for air -
getting...

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It’s funny, I think.
We had the talk.
I wrote about it
But the words never fit.
Still, I wrote.
Just to remember
As much as I could.

It’s funny because…

You said...

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coffee is a football mug

join me as i chug-a-lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.
...

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Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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If you had one year of love,
and then you had to say adios,
should you be glad or morose?

Sure, if it ends, it’s not what I’d...

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*To Her*

I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...

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Within the confines of my nearest Zoo,
There’s a place that’s off limits – it’s not for you.
It’s where the animals go for therapy,
As animals have...

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DONALD 
IT HAS BEEN 
REPORTED BY MANY

THAT YOU PLAY 
WITH IT
SEVERAL TIMES A DAY

I NEVER SAW THAT THING
AND SWEAR 
THAT I NEVER TOUCHED IT THAT...

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In my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/
Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/
It’s how you perceive what’s kept to...

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I told you how bad I wanted ?
The longest i’ve been with
The most I was used to
The one I missed
I thought he was perfection 
I...

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Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....

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Solivagant
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Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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