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Funny Addiction Poems

These Funny Addiction poems are examples of Addiction poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Addiction Funny poems written by international poets.


Laziness
My heart and mind don't align
I yearn for dreams to yield but vegetate
Putting off things for the very next day
My willpower is always at its...

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Categories: addiction, dream, feelings, home, humor,



Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage
Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage...

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
insync...

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Categories: 12th grade, addiction, adventure,

Work
Oh me oh my
I work all the time
I honestly just feel like a tiny fly
In this large world full of crime

I wonder what is my...

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© Trash Boat  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, anxiety, career, drink,

Lovely dummbie boy
,, Bliblablubb",
,, bliblablaaa",
at 3o'clock in the morning,
shadows shed my eyes,
,, maybe I should've listened to dad",
since he always said,
dark ruines your eyes.
The days were funny...

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Categories: addiction,

Premium Member A Distant Goodbye
Make changes to break the cycle
Be mindful, always aware
Never create a fearful unsafe home
Always protect and care

Fear as his dads car pulled into the driveway
Watching...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, change, family,



Premium Member Funny Guy and Crazy Playboy
Every girl, every woman
in his  hometown
is wild and insane
about that funny guy
and crazy playboy
who deceives anybody
and walks through the halls of Hell
to make them...

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Categories: addiction, adventure, character, desire,

Premium Member Nails
My brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat...

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Categories: addiction, conflict, emotions, funny,

drugs
they're funny,
but not always
like that.

they're laughing,
but sometimes
its hard.

it's so touching 
to see them
collapse.

i'd stop them,
but they would
get mad.

they're diving
so deep;
they can't breathe.

they're gasping
for air -
getting...

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Categories: addiction, anxiety, depression, drug,

Premium Member Rambling

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Categories: abuse, addiction, drink, encouraging,

Irony
It’s funny, I think.
We had the talk.
I wrote about it
But the words never fit.
Still, I wrote.
Just to remember
As much as I could.

It’s funny because…

You said...

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Categories: addiction, crush, emotions, feelings,

Premium Member football mug
coffee is a football mug

joins us as we chug a lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.
...

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Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

Premium Member Hyper Stoner
Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, humor,

Premium Member Diagnosing
If you had one year of love,
and then you had to say adios,
should you be glad or morose?

Sure, if it ends, it’s not what I’d...

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Categories: addiction, boyfriend, friendship, funny

To Her
*To Her*

I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...

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Categories: addiction, dedication, funny love,

Therapy Zoo
Within the confines of my nearest Zoo,
There’s a place that’s off limits – it’s not for you.
It’s where the animals go for therapy,
As animals have...

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Categories: addiction, animal, anxiety, care,


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