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Funny Absurd Poems

These Funny Absurd poems are examples of Absurd poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Absurd Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Lyin' Tamer
She was called the Lyin’ Tamer.
Absurdity would enflame her.
	She could spot a line
	way back from foot nine.
She’d decline and who could blame her?...

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Categories: absurd, emotions, feelings, funny, giggle,



I'M a Pudding Royal of the Robinhood Tree
I can live twice, oh what a delight,
In the day, I'm a bat, taking flight,
With cheese for my wings, I soar so high,
To the moon...

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Categories: absurd, fun, funny,

Everybody Knows That Nobody Knows
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT NOBODY KNOWS

The Paleolithic Era was a long time ago. 
It consisted of a few years in a row. 
That's pretty standard as...

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Categories: absurd, fun, history, humor, parody,

You My Absurd Bird
Take Wing
Take flight
Be weird
Be yourself
You're unique
You're kind
You are beautiful
You are wonderful
You're fabulous,
Unlike the others
Take wing
Take flight
Be yourself
Tonight
Let me unlock the gate to true paradise
Let me...

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Categories: absurd, cute love, funny,

Theatre of the Absurd - Fusion
Godot has arrived
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Alive and well thanks!

...said the haiku poster
Crudely pasted to the fence
Who was too busy selling stolen goods
To notice he was a...

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Categories: absurd, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,



How Absurd
Somebody hacked into your facebook account?....
Sounds like it could've been me with cheaters doubt...

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Categories: absurd, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend,

Absurd Silliness
Seven layers of fodder litter my desk
some of it golden
but mostly just mess

A flashlight -
should darkness suddenly fall
as I sleep at the switch
in case you...

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Categories: absurd, funny, life, parody, me,


Book: Shattered Sighs