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Funny Absent Poems

These Funny Absent poems are examples of Absent poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Absent Funny poems written by international poets.

Blonde - Absent Minded Or Fair

BLONDE – ABSENT MINDED OR FAIR?

CLIENT
Goodness, gracious me,
Come over here and see,
How did you dare,
You have no flair,
My hair now’s dark,
It should be fair,
You’ve cut...

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The Absent Minded Octogenarian

An octogenarian visited his doctor
'I think I'm getting senile” he said
The doctor replied “I don’t think you are senile
Let’s look for a different diagnosis instead”
“But...

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Absent Minded Mantis

I can't remember
Where did I leave my car keys?
Please don't drink and drive



For Carolyn's Contest...

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Absent-Minded Guy

The overhasty mind gets cluttered
often losing concentration,
not doing chores or things 
rationally, but overloading
itself with unneccesary thinking;
it happens to me sometime,
leaving the car key inside...

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Categories: absent, confusion, family, funny

Absent

I don't love you for your wit
You're always spitting bile.
Reluctantly  I now admit
I do not love your smile.

Nor do love your manly touch
And I...

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Categories: absent, angst, confusion, funny, love,