Blonde - Absent Minded Or Fair

BLONDE – ABSENT MINDED OR FAIR? CLIENT Goodness, gracious me, Come over here and see, How did you dare, You have no flair, My hair now’s dark, It should be fair, You’ve cut too much, Let go don’t clutch, I asked for just a trim, You said your name is Kim? Kim, you’ve made a mess, I must confess. I wanted fair and long, Hello –ding dong!, Can’t you even hear, My absent minded dear, My color’s on, But now you say that some, Colors do not take, Don’t tell me you’re a fake! You offer me a cup of tea, But all you brought was cold coffee, And now it’s time to rinse, But your phone rings, its Prince, My colors on and burning, I’m going bald, And all because Prince called! You check your watch, you’re sorry, And tell me not to worry, But my hair has almost gone, When I walked in here it shone, Now I have to buy a wig, This my husband will not dig! You even want me to pay, For having been treated this way, Oh goodness gracious me, I step out for the world to see, What you have done to me! ANSWER FROM A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE Well, let me tell you Mrs. Tea, I tried my best, But you put me to the test, I want it short, no keep it long, I held my tongue in order to, Be strong, You want it dark and then Quite fair, How did I dare, To take you on, For I am not a con! And if Prince decides to ring, He’s the most important thing, That has ever come my way, In my dreary job of little pay, I’m sure that I’ll be fired, But am absolutely, Sick and tired, Of answering to every whim, I’ve had a grim Few weeks, so if you want to leave, I do not care and will not grieve, In fact I’ll say so long, My dear, Don’t ever take a step, Near here. EAVESDROPPER Ladies please shut up, We have heard quite enough, Of this awkward conversation, Goodness what a situation, I have to however say, That after today, Kim, I will never dare, To let you do my hair, For you are both unfair. And as for you Mrs. Tea, Even if a got a hairdo free, I would never again come near, If either of you are still here!