Abs Poems

when i say a
six pack i'm
only showing
you the beer
that'll drink
writing this

not my abs

so you can
try to stab 
me but it
won't work
but Mack
the knife

will have

to call off
that night
for even 
when the
shark bites
he might

but barely 

leave a mark then
but remembering
when a mark
was...Read More

super
interesting
xylophone just cause

poop
amazing
cool
kinetic energy just cause

awesome
boots
super fantastic...Read More

Amazing
Winner
Ecstatic
Super
Outstanding
Marvelous
Epic
...Read More

everything was 
going good
we both
understood
our characters
but the script
was ad lib

we already had
our clothes
off so it would
be in the
dialogue that
would project
and proffer

what the other was
willing to offer
in this made
up world where
words could
up the
ante

and so she said
she was scantily
clad just in a...Read More

I could write a masterpiece
but i just can't find the words
so instead
is tea
try to up keep
Playing Checker with word
Abs solve the absurd
West turns to stew
Drip ping on my shoo
makeasentence save some time
never correctly spelt ryhme
Turned north and stepped upon a...Read More

Canine, incisor, molar to.
What are all three? I’m looking at you.
One hundred thousand dollars up for grabs
Ellen is waiting showing her abs
Dogs teeth, teeth dogs, dogs the woman guesses.
Man gets a chance to steal. Dogs? He professes.
That’s great! His wife...Read More

Discrimination
by Michael R. Burch

The meter I had sought to find, perplexed,
was ripped from books of "verse" that read like prose.
I found it in sheet music, in long rows
of hologramic CDs, in sad wrecks
of long-forgotten volumes undisturbed
half-centuries by archivists, unscanned.
I read...Read More

Ball in the pocket,
Glass eye in the socket,
Ripped abs,
big dabs,
too many fingers in too many pies,
Zac Efron has a glass eye...Read More

Now pick apart
My S E X U A L I T Y
and tell me these traits
That must define me.
From my heads to my tippy toes
Am I more man or Mo?
Dont hesitate 
While you emasculate
They must call you Webster
Because you act...Read More

“When we pray for the Spirit’s help...we will simply fall down at the Lord’s feet in our weakness. There we will find the victory and power that comes with his love”

         ...Read More

Handsome man with,
Smooth light skin,
Rough dark stubble,
And lean muscular body,
Had my eyes latched on him like a magnet.
Handsome man,
Your abs,
Had my heart racing faster than gravitational acceleration.
Handsome man,
Seeing you in ‘my ‘ element,
The gym,
The clothes,
And oh yes, the lifting gloves,
Had...Read More

At the start of the year it became very clear
That my corpulent body should get into gear.
So determined to slim, I joined up at the gym
Where I tone abs and thighs then head off for a swim.
I have taken to...Read More

The Antics Of A Would Be Mama's Yoyo Thief
(now a penchant with less Zionist trenchant ululation to vent.)

Not a peep passed thru mine -
aye vaguely attest
what ten? eleven? twelve? age
of following anecdote at best
guest, but no
doubt yours truly
with figurative heart...Read More

Some of the sexiest women are Vargas’s 1940 pinup girls,
They are drawn with long hair, sensuous legs, and the right kind of curls.
Enhanced in all the right places, there is nothing that exudes sex faster 
Graphic drawings of cattish women...Read More

You want shape?

Some imagined description of my curves and bumps
 that twist and turn after breakfast and lunch crunch;
flat stomach, erect neck and back
 aged slides away from the bodies track
and the six pack abs slither into jelly like flab
...Read More

Senryu 3/26/2018

winter’s blanket
subcutaneous layers
over six pack abs


John G. Lawless
©3/26/2018
...Read More

Covering your face with strokes of color and gold/, but as Hatshepsut your inside is dead, cold/
Likes or dislikes thats all that pops up/, yeah your soul disappeared, went cloud up/

Contouring overdone, below a crop top there is an illusion...Read More

We have to go shopping for a new personality,
then to go with it, a new body would be mandatory;
a bit different from potatoes, veg and brussels,
perhaps we'll be fortunate to get some better muscles.

 You may not wish to change...Read More

I think I'll work on my abs today
Maybe run on the belt
Work some muscles that in 15 years
I haven't felt
Like a player in concussion
Like the caveman with no pelt,
I coulda been sporty
But forty is forty

Every day I look at the...Read More

My boss had an aubergine suit, white cuffed shirt,
albeit passe', I'm better than you, the persona hurt,
mine was midnight blue, star of stage screen and radio,
covered the attributes, abs and pecs, above and below.

Now Da Vinci green reminds me of...Read More

My boss had an aubergine suit, white cuffed shirt,
albeit passe', I'm better than you, the persona hurt,
mine was midnight blue, star of stage screen and radio,
covered the attributes, abs and pecs, above and below.

Now Da Vinci green reminds me of...Read More

The Ambulance

There is a midnight caller a blue light do a shimmy 
on the ceiling in my room; mercifully the ambulance 
didn’t use its siren;
a group of women murmur near my door. 

Dogs, our nocturnal sentinels, 
nervously whine I know...Read More

I’m just bunny, 
with a hop so funny, 
who’s hungry and needing a carrot-
so I flop and plop down on my seat 
and bugging me is a purple ferret.
Wanting to know what I wish, 
he offers me his favorite meal,
he...Read More

With a cosmopolitan tabloid draped upon her lap,
A girls sits at her vanity wearing an underdress unstrapped.

The woman on the page portrays perfection with a pleasing smile,
Upon her curvy contoured shape she draped in an haute couture new style.

Staring at...Read More

The neighborhood gyms
Have huge windows so we
Can observe all the workouts
And want what we see.

We’re supposed to feel guilty
We’re not in there, too
So our abs and our pecs
Could be proudly on view.

But as I pass them by
It’s not envy I...Read More