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Abs Poems - Poems about Abs


Premium Member Her Abs Are Exquisite
Her abs are exquisite, And how 'bout dat ass? Her children are ranked At the top of their class. Her life's on display, Seems that everything's great, From cars in the drive, To the food on her plate. The lawn's nicely manicured, So are the nails; The business is booming, Just look at the sales! But inside she's drowning, She's empty, she's dead; The dark's closing in And she's over...

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Categories: abs, relationship, social, technology,
Form: Rhyme
The Abs of the Urd
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Categories: abs, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Six-Pack-Abs
super interesting xylophone just cause poop amazing cool kinetic energy just cause awesome boots super fantastic...

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Categories: abs, 8th grade, adventure, basketball,
Form: Acrostic
6-Pack-Abs
Amazing Winner Ecstatic Super Outstanding Marvelous Epic...

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Categories: abs, 8th grade, adventure, appreciation,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Greg's Abs
There’s a former weight lifter named Greg Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg ‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack So his treasured six pack Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...

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Categories: abs, desire, drink, hilarious,
Form: Limerick



Six Pack Abs
My wife, she likes those six pack abs But me, I've got a keg She can see that thing anytime she likes And I won't even make her beg I see myself as a muscle man I workout everyday Watching Tv with my plate on my belly And putting that food away My workout plan is a strenuous task All I gotta do is...

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Categories: abs, funny
Form: Rhyme

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