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Abs Poems - Poems about Abs

Abs Poems - Examples of all types of poems about abs to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for abs.
The Fruity Men
...THE FRUITY MEN ???????????????????????????? In shades of ebony, they stand tall Like Greek gods, muscular and all Their skin like midnight, rich and divine With strength that rivals the sweet......Read More
Categories: abs, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Laugh through 2024
...“Every year is a chess game. New Year is a new chess game! You make the right moves, you win the game!” Mehmet Murat ildan Questions of resolutions for new years day. It's a c......Read More
Categories: abs, fun, new year,
Form: Rhyme
Psychologically still thirteen
...Psychologically still thirteen Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days familiarization with me would entail bringing the avid listener into my private mancave hideaways less a physical place th......Read More
Categories: abs, 7th grade, age, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Short Man That Would Be Tall
...A short man climbed up on a wall So others would think he was tall Small muscles, no abs And tired of their jabs Embarrassed to go to the mall......Read More
Categories: abs, anxiety, body, fear, funny,
Form: Limerick
Animal Poems Ii
...Animal Poems II These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel. Ballade of the Bicameral Camel by Michael R. Burch There once was a camel who loved to hump. Pleas......Read More
Categories: abs, animal, earth, funny, giggle,
Form: Rhyme



The Antics of a Yoyo Thief
...The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief Potential life of as juvenile delinquent (ala bam mean future streetwise thug) stopped dead in the tracks – manacles the above two lines hopefully gives hint nearly ......Read More
Categories: abs, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form: Rhyme
10 of a Kind
...If my usual wasn't so ordinary And didn't span great feats of generic It may just be shy of extraordinary A mediocrity so bland I'm hysteric Enormity in normalcy's highest gear Worked out so ......Read More
Categories: abs, anxiety, how i feel,
Form: Quatrain
Oh Chii Mere Ruh
...Okay Rico he say we can jam ska the genre Woman take my hand Okay She-Rasta you sure you aint got no man Pah-pah woogie woogie grind and boogie wasta loopa de whoompa whoomp-whoomp Gal wi......Read More
Categories: abs, music,
Form: Ballade
Jeanmarie's Baby, Or Why We Have No Anti-Christ, Part I
...Jeanmarie knew how to enjoy herself, a regular guest at Sanderson’s Bar, it didn’t help that it was near her home, easy to walk to, she needed no car. On one Friday night, while slamming back s......Read More
Categories: abs, baby, corruption, evil, god,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Gonna Get Real Buff
...Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff Working out like a fool every day Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod My gorgeous physique on display Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buf......Read More
Categories: abs, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Oargiveness
... rowing workouts ~ abs solution from all the holiday pollution ......Read More
Categories: abs, health, word play,
Form: Crystalline
Premium Member It's Curtains For Me
...Six months from now and it's curtains for me I'll crash through the barrier of 88 I'll officially be old and crotchety and senile Pablum after my morning pee Oh for the days had no trou......Read More
Categories: abs, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member If I Were a Bot
... If I were a bot I’d rhyme a lot To make you think That I was not If I were a bot You’d think me hot For I’d be showing What I’ve got If I were a bot I’d have a yacht, Abs lean......Read More
Categories: abs, humorous, technology,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Gym Rat
...Another day at the gym, Pumping iron for the swell. Aching muscles feeling grim, As I put myself through hell. Boneless chicken that I bake, Egg whites keep me lean. Protein powders in a shak......Read More
Categories: abs, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Working Out Isn't Working Out
...I used to like barbells, enjoyed pumping iron, my Nautilus* gym was one happy environ. Those posters of 6-packs and marbled biceps inspired me to start counting carbs, pounds, and reps. M......Read More
Categories: abs, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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