Abs Poems - Poems about Abs

Her abs are exquisite, And how 'bout dat ass? Her children are ranked At the top of their class. Her life's on display, Seems that everything's great, From cars in the drive, To the food on her plate. The lawn's nicely manicured, So are...Read the rest...

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There’s a former weight lifter named Greg Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg ‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack So his treasured six pack Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...Read the rest...

My wife, she likes those six pack abs But me, I've got a keg She can see that thing anytime she likes And I won't even make her beg I see myself as a muscle man I workout everyday Watching Tv...Read the rest...