Zombies Happen

Better watch watcha do around the lab.
Dont let your hunch backed assistant play with chemicals.
Get your head out the coffin and your mother and law 
off the slab.

For strange brew.
Can re animate old fiends.
And really mess with you.

One two three four.
You blink and from the grave rises more.
Yes your new discovery wont get your fellow mad
scientest clappin.
they just eat my neighbors oh well you reply.
Zombies happen.

They called out the national  gaurd seems ive created a mess.
People screaming what shall we do?
well run would be a good guess.

His worm filled mouth is open and i dont think 
mr zombie wants a kiss.
people sreaming and running in terror shopping at
walmart has never been like this.

Uncle Walter after only seventy years its wonderful
thoose skeletal toes a tappin.
It's become wide spread so I must say.
My bad ya'll but zombies happen.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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March 29, 2010 at 10:55 AM
I will make it a mission of mine to read your words story . I like them . I liked the tittle . I like what I read. P.d.
Fraser Avatar
February 13, 2010 at 2:11 PM
Phew, just as well Zombies are people in spirtual induced trances, especially on Haiti >> kool piece >> James
Chircop Avatar
January 27, 2010 at 9:30 AM
Welcome to the Soup,I love your creative imagination in this poem,very original,It can be very scary,it can be funny too.I loved it,So run to the lab.Zombies are waiting to be fed..:)Charma
Sings Avatar
January 25, 2010 at 2:00 PM
Well welcome to soup and right now i can't decide if you are very intriguing in a good way or if i should run for the hill if i ever come in contact with you! Lol. sorry. Well i would like it if you commented on some of my poems. And i will say this is very good and funny even if you do scare me. Is your name realy Igor cause if so that is the greatest name ever. Lol! No joke actually it is pretty cool name. Well bye.
Loveless Avatar
January 25, 2010 at 11:33 AM
This is absolutly a wonderfull write. very funny indeed.
Culverhouse Avatar
January 25, 2010 at 5:41 AM
funny! LOL
Brown Avatar
January 24, 2010 at 1:53 PM
I would like to welcome you to PoetrySoup Dr. I also wish you the best in your writing endeavors. If you have questions please feel free to ask anyone here. We are all willing to help and if we don't know the answer we will find someone who does. Love, Carol
Kendrick Avatar
January 24, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Wild imagination in this one. Keep the creative pen flowing. Welcome to soup. Sara
Sweetheart Avatar
January 24, 2010 at 7:40 AM
Welcome to the Poetry Soup Family of poets... continue to share your creative endeavors with us all as this delightful rendition of your Zombies Happen... enjoyed this spookie thrill... luv.. Linda-Marie "Sweetheart" of P.S.
Devonshire Avatar
January 23, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Ooooh, this is really spookie, Dr. Von Graves!! It's like a scene from night of the living dead. (Seeing Uncle Walter tapping his toes again would have given me the creeps!) Frightfully good! Love, Carolyn
Dietrich Avatar
January 23, 2010 at 1:43 PM
some of your lines here made me chuckle, DR. IGOR(cool name by the way). LIke that line about shopping at walmart never being like this! Or "well run would be a good guess" Your title is really cool too, Zombies happen. What a great refrain! Thanks for your awesome comment. Luv, andrea
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January 23, 2010 at 1:05 PM
Good one! Zombies!!! Good old skeletal toes a tapping... sounds like quite a lab party you've got going on there Doc. Fun write! Smiles, Dane Ann
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