Zero Chances of Making It To Zero

If I was making book, I would not have far to look, As making it to zero carbon would be first in the book, With plenty of fools to be took. If I wanted to expose a big fat lie, Zero waste would be another sure thing, I could look at before I die, If honesty was my thing. My third sure thing in my book, To expose another lie, That is spreading everywhere you look, As zero crime will never be a thing. If I was setting a realistic target to upset a book, 99.99 % would be a better look, If you want a sustainable lie, A little disinfectant will make it a sure thing.