Yours truly like most every hominid linkedin

Yours truly like most every hominid linkedin... to genus and species of *****sapiens, (who trod across oblate spheroid since time immemorial as well as other simians - classed as naked apes - and now I enclose a bit of esoteric trivia, whereby chimpanzee and the bonobo our closest living relatives share a surprisingly high percentage of their DNA with humans, estimated to be around 98.7-98.8%) seek a significant counterpart sought among their respective members, (whether of the same or opposite gender), in my case heterosexual partner preferred within the human league and of late acceded to friend requests on Facebook messenger, one of many social media platforms to curry potential platonic friendships between myself, a married, Caucasian a lapsed Malthusian, nonestablishmentarian, and Unitarian heterosexual, who enjoys intelligent conversation parrying and thrusting with wit and wisdom Though a solitudinarian, a flickering pulse of primal atavistic call of the wild snakes thru the reptilian brain of mine buzzfeeding erogenous zones snapchatting across axons and neurons inducing randiness to shutterfly and twitter arousing the trouser snake to slither and slide getting ready to pounce and make an ambush, where Tiny Tim tiptoes thru the tulips. Concupiscence at this stage in the game of life (heading into my sixty seventh journey around the sun January thirteenth, nineteen hundred and twenty six) nipped in the bud courtesy (side effects) one or more of the following nine prescription medications (to temper anxiety, dysthymia, obsessive compulsive, and palmar hyperhidrosis) ingested on a daily basis: BUSPIRONE TAB 15 MG 2X DAILY, CLOMIPRAMINE CAP 50 MG 1X NIGHTLY, CLONAZEPAM TAB 0.5 MG 1X NIGHTLY, FLUOXETINE CAP 80 MG 1X NIGHTLY, GLYCOPYRROLATE TAB 2 MG 4X DAILY, PRAZOSIN HCL CAP 1 MG 1X NIGHTLY, PRAZOSIN HCL CAP 5 MG 1X NIGHTLY, RISPERIDONE TAB 1 MG 1X NIGHTLY, ROPINIROLE TAB 2MG 1X NIGHTLY. Back in the day when the onset of hormonal secretion analogous to a raging torrent, an ******** occurred at the most inopportune times namely when I needed (actually volunteered) to stand up in front of the classroom expatiating in a profoundly nasal voice (courtesy submucous cleft palate - essentially a split uvula) or gingerly exiting the classroom, especially upon getting excited espying a girl I felt infatuated toward, thus carried books and school supplies to hide any self evident warm prickling sensations. Aghast at juvenile predilections of mine, I let sexual fantasies run rampant (texting and sexting females young enough to be my daughter) despite being legally bound and linkedin to a marital covenant obliging me to forswear unrequited love when at the prime of my life, yet scantily clad photographs of young fecund women (a fraction of my threescore and six years) overpower sense and sensibility without pride and prejudice knowing at heart such endeavors to foster discreet liaison with fecund females on par with a fool's errand.