Yeah I Know I Read It Too
i told my baby he was fat and ugly and his mum dressed him funny
well the missus told me to put him down for the night
my friend told me i wasn't myself today
so i said why are you telling me
a friend asked me to play darts in the local
i'd never played
my first dart hit and killed sister Agnes
after that i hit 2 double 20's
my first nun dead and eighty
i went to buy some pens and paper
but the staff wouldn't move
i tried to blow up a car burnt my lips on the exhaust
my father was a kamikaze pilot
22 successful missions
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