Yeah I Know I Read It Too

i told my baby he was fat and ugly and his mum dressed him funny well the missus told me to put him down for the night my friend told me i wasn't myself today so i said why are you telling me a friend asked me to play darts in the local i'd never played my first dart hit and killed sister Agnes after that i hit 2 double 20's my first nun dead and eighty i went to buy some pens and paper but the staff wouldn't move i tried to blow up a car burnt my lips on the exhaust my father was a kamikaze pilot 22 successful missions