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When Trudy Tickle gave birth to a girl I was shocked at the name, I confess She’s named after Trudy’s best friend The poor baby has been christened Tess! 06/08/23

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 6/19/2023 6:52:00 AM

LOL Jan. Very clever! :)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 6/19/2023 3:01:00 PM

You're welcome and I will! Thanks

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2023 2:30:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Linda. i will be setting up a poopy limerick contest soon I hope you join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 6/10/2023 4:49:00 AM

This is quite funny. I had to think for a while. I guess I am slow!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2023 2:29:00 PM

lol thanks Duke:-) hugs jan xx

Lisa Ricci

Date: 6/9/2023 8:01:00 AM

Good Morning Jan. Hi. I laughed at the title and smiled at your entry and words. This leaves the reader with a good feeling. Very adorable. Thank you for sharing your creative poetic talent. Have a wonderful day and weekend. Blessings (smile)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2023 8:06:00 AM

My other WTF what - they're Furries placed in the contest, I couldnt resist using the same title for this one! hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/9/2023 3:59:00 AM

Jan, a cute one! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2023 8:06:00 AM

A HUGE thanks to you for getting me writing again with your limerick contests!!! hugs and hugs again:-Jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 6/8/2023 6:20:00 PM

Lol, so well done!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2023 8:05:00 AM

thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 6/8/2023 4:13:00 PM

As soon as I saw ‘Tickle’ my brain started guessing… I got as far as ‘nobody’s called Slappen’… so the end gave me a good giggle. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2023 8:05:00 AM

thanks Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 6/8/2023 4:09:00 PM

Hi Jan, I had a good laugh your humour is so awesome. Thanks for bringing yourself and your versatile poetry back to Soup . Hugs and blessings, Jennifer .

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2023 8:05:00 AM

thanks Jennifer, I am having such fun with my writing again!:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 6/8/2023 12:28:00 PM

this is hilarious, jan! it's so refreshing having you back on the soup!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/8/2023 12:30:00 PM

thanks Ilene, I;m back for good! hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 6/8/2023 5:33:00 AM

and she has one "undescended" twin I imagine.....

Jan Allison
Date: 6/8/2023 7:02:00 AM

hahaha , you crease me up Mr lawless!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 6/8/2023 4:13:00 AM

OMG Jan, LOVE it!!! Did you wake up with this! Thank your muse! Happy Thursday and thank you for starting mine off with a laugh!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/8/2023 5:20:00 AM

no Mike I needed a laugh and wrote it before i went to bed yesterday, there was unpleasantness on the site and I now see there is a poem covertly aimed at me and another souper, but i will not be bullied by anyone on the site ever again and i will ignore her pathetic behaviour . I'll just keep posting my silly poems and try and make folk smile. hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/8/2023 1:51:00 AM

... poor baby ... :))) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/8/2023 5:24:00 AM

lol Anne-lise i hope its not a true name lol

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/7/2023 7:10:00 PM

Reminds me of my invisible classmate, Dick Hertz. One of us jokers would write in 'Dick Hertz' on the seating chart. Teacher would call out his name. Nobody would respond. She'd then say 'C'mon, whose Dick Hertz?' We would all respond, 'My Dick Hertz,' teacher! LMAO. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 6/8/2023 5:24:00 AM

there HAS to be a poem on that theme GW lol, creased up laughing here

J. Summers

Date: 6/7/2023 5:34:00 PM

Funny verse, it reminds me of an old school friend…Richard Head. John

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2023 5:36:00 PM

haha. i went to school with a Tony Hancok and he used to mime his name lol:-) hugs jan xx