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Writing Pooetry - For Chris

My pooetry throne’s where I sit
To contemplate words for a bit
I push a poem out
then whoop and I shout
No wonder my poems are rubbish!

My lovely friend her name is Stella
Says Jan you could write a best seller
With your witty style
You can make other’s smile -
Poop poems could be a best smeller!

For Chris Green who wrote the most hilarious poem about me and Chris Faragher (who is renamed Stella for the poem) - she has been the best friend anyone would wish to have in their life

12/7/18

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David William Breidenthal December 11, 2018 at 5:17 AM Such a silly poem hahaha -JWE aka LUV IT xD Jan Allison December 11, 2018 at 2:57 PM Thanks so much David:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso December 8, 2018 at 11:57 PM You make me smile!!!!! Love this. Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:30 AM I make others weep with my pooe-try but all I do is try and bring a smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. December 8, 2018 at 8:32 PM Lol! Jan, These are some funny limericks. I'm sure your friend Chris got a kick of them as well:-) Alexis Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:29 AM She is so a wonderful friend I am sure she will read them soon:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw December 8, 2018 at 6:45 PM These are great lims, Jan - made me giggle this evening! Glad you enjoyed the Rudolph lim - for all we know he has been sozzling secretly causing his red nose! - Bob Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:28 AM I am sure Rudolph has a drink issue:-( hugs Jan xx

Constance La France December 8, 2018 at 10:44 AM Jan, a fun limerick, I love your "poop" poems, they take us to a light side of poetry, the fun side ~ Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:27 AM Thanks so much constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus December 8, 2018 at 9:57 AM Incidentally I have just read Chris's poem, and your 'reaction' to it is most fitting, Jan! You will not give up your crown so easily, unless someone comes up with a fake! Hugs // paul Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:26 AM I see plenty try Paul but the poop crown belongs to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper December 8, 2018 at 8:34 AM Oh I hate poo and talking about it, but this is very clever and cute!, I smell a winner! Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:25 AM Lol anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Bill Maceachern December 8, 2018 at 6:06 AM And now you’ve brung me a smile, very good Jen, not a pooper at all! Hugs back! Bill Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:24 AM Thanks bill:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose December 8, 2018 at 5:55 AM I love your youthful humoristic soul dear Jan, Never change, only you can make poop sound like roses. lol, Love to you dear lady, have a wonderful day. xo Jan Allison December 9, 2018 at 4:24 AM Thanks pixie I hope I make folk smile with my silly style:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie December 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM G'day Jan … I'm giggling. It's marvellous how make the most out of the smallest room in the house. Loved your play on words - Lindsay Jan Allison December 8, 2018 at 3:50 AM I need to put my dismantle crown on the cistern it was a present from flo:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich December 7, 2018 at 5:32 PM This is so fun, Jan. Now I gotta see this poem of Chris' if I haven't already. And who is this Chris Faragher? it's someone here at Soup? Jan Allison December 8, 2018 at 3:49 AM Chris is my wonderful friend at home, everyone needs someone like her in their lives, she is such a special lady. She lots onto soup regularly to read my poems:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless December 7, 2018 at 3:44 PM OK--OK---So under the under the Types of Poems heading we should have a "POOETRY" heading.....heheheheeee this should definitely be a "POO OF THE DAY"....selection.... Jan Allison December 8, 2018 at 3:46 AM Lol John, I class my farty poems as 'wind but a poetry form would suit the majority of my poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman December 7, 2018 at 3:33 PM Wow, you should be a script writer Jan, starting with this little gem... Jan Allison December 8, 2018 at 3:45 AM Thanks harry:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf December 7, 2018 at 12:41 PM Your writing never ceases to amuse, Jan, I love your sense of humor. Thanks! John Jan Allison December 7, 2018 at 1:34 PM Thanks John, you must read Chris's poem about me it is so hilarious!:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane December 7, 2018 at 12:17 PM Your think tank desk serves you well for writing. Funny as ever, Jan. Jan Allison December 7, 2018 at 12:33 PM Lol lin:-) I never know when inspiration will hit:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May December 7, 2018 at 9:27 AM OMG, OMG, OMG this is a best smeller, You are a wild cat in your writing JAN! Jan Allison December 7, 2018 at 10:18 AM Lol bobby:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper December 7, 2018 at 8:05 AM Pooh out poems, now I know. :) Enjoyed reading this wonderful creative write. Hugs Eve Jan Allison December 7, 2018 at 10:18 AM Thanks everyone I had fun writing it:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green December 7, 2018 at 7:52 AM I love this Jan except for the rubbish line...no rubbish here, just good clean (perhaps a bit smelly) fun. :) Love the "best smeller" line. Jan Allison December 7, 2018 at 10:17 AM Thanks Chris I will be printing your poem and put it on the wall of our reading room lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham December 7, 2018 at 7:08 AM Some of the best decisions have been made on the throne lol. He'll like this one Jan. Tom. Jan Allison December 7, 2018 at 10:15 AM Lol tomorrow, I wrote another lim after I'd been in the ladies loos in selfridges I'll probably posting it tomorrow lol:-) hugs Jan xx