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Woosh Vs Zroooom--A Limerick Joke

A vacuum cleaner should glide And relief from messes provide It is quite unlike Harley Davidson's bike Since the dirtbag's on the inside Author's note: Someone told me this vapid joke at work today, so I framed it as above--enjoy!

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Suzanne Delaney

Date: 3/28/2024 7:29:00 AM

I love your clever sense of humor. You would be fun to be around LOL SuZ

Suzanne Delaney
Date: 3/29/2024 12:46:00 PM

I will check them out. Limericks are always fun. I have attempted a few but humor isn’t always easy to pull off. SuZ

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/29/2024 10:01:00 AM

Suzanne, I do like humor and jokes....sometimes my wife doesn't think I'm so good to be around, but lately we've been doing really well. I have to check out some of your work, which I'll do now. I have a dozen or so limericks labeled specifically as jokes. My daughter recently suggested some ideas for jokes which I transformed into limericks. Those were done in the past few months and were not specifically labeled as funny.

Kp Nunez

Date: 1/22/2016 2:12:00 AM

lol! Loved this one... Vapid? hmmn... not a bit :-)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/29/2024 9:53:00 AM

I can say this....I missed seeing this comment until now, so thank-you. It's not fun being around loud things that we have no control over. I do understand the freedom of riding a motorcycle, but wish they were quieter. Now we have electric bikes and that is a good thing.

Debbie Duncan

Date: 4/3/2015 4:25:00 AM

This made me laugh, I liked it. Happy Easter :)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/28/2016 8:44:00 AM

I hope you are well.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/19/2013 1:08:00 AM

ok, why didn't I fave this one yet? There. DONE!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/28/2016 8:43:00 AM

It's amazing to me that the free spirits can be so loud and unpleasant to be around. It just doesn't make any sense. I guess I would have to join a biker gang for a while to figure this out!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/15/2013 2:50:00 PM

again, I really love this one.

Terry O'Leary

Date: 5/15/2013 12:08:00 PM

Very funny... a master of limericks! Terry (& many thanks for your knd words!!)

Debra Squyres

Date: 5/14/2013 4:46:00 PM

Laughed out loud !!! Too funny !!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/13/2013 6:39:00 PM

I like the way a joke inspired this limerick. I kind of get the joke, most bikers, can pull off a dirt-bag image. :-) and not get emptied out like the vacuum... xox~ Linda

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/6/2013 8:14:00 AM

Interesting lines penned..Sara

Carol Eastman

Date: 5/1/2013 5:46:00 PM

Oh No... Good one...

Debra Squyres

Date: 5/1/2013 9:52:00 AM

lol Cute !! King of Limericks !! Love it. Also, thank you so very much for visiting some of my poems and your lovely comments. I'm here to return the favor and I get the gift of a few chuckles as well...laughter being food for this soul !!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/30/2013 3:07:00 PM

GOOD One; you rock!!!!

Terry O'Leary

Date: 4/30/2013 5:32:00 AM

Funny, funny... Terry

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/30/2013 3:56:00 AM

Enjoyable with a poem that we can smile and laugh a little bit off, Duke - (there are more than enough of sad poems) - Have a nice day. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Delysia Hendricks

Date: 4/29/2013 11:22:00 PM

lol. Nice one, Duke. Woosh!!! :)

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 4/29/2013 9:08:00 PM

Adorable, Duke! Thanks for making me smile today, it means the world, truly. Thank you too for your kindest comments on my work. It means so much...thanks yoU! I'm so glad you enjoy my work.. Always, Laura