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Woosh Vs Zroooom--A Limerick Joke

A vacuum cleaner should glide
And relief from messes provide
It is quite unlike
Harley Davidson's bike
Where the dirtbag's on the outside



Author's note: Someone told me this vapid joke at work today, so I framed it as above--enjoy!

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2013

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Suzanne Delaney Date: 3/28/2024 7:29:00 AM I love your clever sense of humor. You would be fun to be around LOL SuZ Login to Reply Suzanne Delaney Date: 3/29/2024 12:46:00 PM I will check them out. Limericks are always fun. I have attempted a few but humor isn’t always easy to pull off. SuZ Duke Beaufort Date: 3/29/2024 10:01:00 AM Suzanne, I do like humor and jokes....sometimes my wife doesn't think I'm so good to be around, but lately we've been doing really well. I have to check out some of your work, which I'll do now. I have a dozen or so limericks labeled specifically as jokes. My daughter recently suggested some ideas for jokes which I transformed into limericks. Those were done in the past few months and were not specifically labeled as funny.

Kp Nunez Date: 1/22/2016 2:12:00 AM lol! Loved this one... Vapid? hmmn... not a bit :-) Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 3/29/2024 9:53:00 AM I can say this....I missed seeing this comment until now, so thank-you. It's not fun being around loud things that we have no control over. I do understand the freedom of riding a motorcycle, but wish they were quieter. Now we have electric bikes and that is a good thing.

Debbie Duncan Date: 4/3/2015 4:25:00 AM This made me laugh, I liked it. Happy Easter :) Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 1/28/2016 8:44:00 AM I hope you are well.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/19/2013 1:08:00 AM ok, why didn't I fave this one yet? There. DONE! Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 1/28/2016 8:43:00 AM It's amazing to me that the free spirits can be so loud and unpleasant to be around. It just doesn't make any sense. I guess I would have to join a biker gang for a while to figure this out!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/15/2013 2:50:00 PM again, I really love this one. Login to Reply

Terry O'Leary Date: 5/15/2013 12:08:00 PM Very funny... a master of limericks! Terry (& many thanks for your knd words!!) Login to Reply

Debra Squyres Date: 5/14/2013 4:46:00 PM Laughed out loud !!! Too funny !! Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/13/2013 6:39:00 PM I like the way a joke inspired this limerick. I kind of get the joke, most bikers, can pull off a dirt-bag image. :-) and not get emptied out like the vacuum... xox~ Linda Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/6/2013 8:14:00 AM Interesting lines penned..Sara Login to Reply

Carol Eastman Date: 5/1/2013 5:46:00 PM Oh No... Good one... Login to Reply

Debra Squyres Date: 5/1/2013 9:52:00 AM lol Cute !! King of Limericks !! Love it. Also, thank you so very much for visiting some of my poems and your lovely comments. I'm here to return the favor and I get the gift of a few chuckles as well...laughter being food for this soul !! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/30/2013 3:07:00 PM GOOD One; you rock!!!! Login to Reply

Terry O'Leary Date: 4/30/2013 5:32:00 AM Funny, funny... Terry Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 4/30/2013 3:56:00 AM Enjoyable with a poem that we can smile and laugh a little bit off, Duke - (there are more than enough of sad poems) - Have a nice day. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Delysia Hendricks Date: 4/29/2013 11:22:00 PM lol. Nice one, Duke. Woosh!!! :) Login to Reply

Laura Breidenthal Date: 4/29/2013 9:08:00 PM Adorable, Duke! Thanks for making me smile today, it means the world, truly. Thank you too for your kindest comments on my work. It means so much...thanks yoU! I'm so glad you enjoy my work.. Always, Laura Login to Reply