Without You

Loosely based on the words of one of my all time favourite songs ‘Without you’ by Harry Nilsson Well I can’t forget this evening Or my face as you were leaving Well I held you there but then I let you go Now you are lying at the bottom of my po Oh no no no noooo noooo I can’t text with you lying at the bottom of the loo No phone calls oh what the hell am I going to do Now your lying there covered in bits of poo What on earth am I going to do? If I get my marigold glove I can retrieve the phone I love And dry it out and see if it will go Oh this is something my friends should never know Oh you can feel my woe, feel my woe I can’t text because you’re lying far away from me I can’t ring and my friends can’t contact me I can’t cope because I pay a monthly contract fee Oh set me free set me free I’ve been told this great advice If I get a bag of rice It will dry my phone and then it may even go If it works then I will let you know If not then my phone I’ll have to throw Oh no no no Jan Allison 4th April 2014 THIS WAS WRITTEN AFTER A CONVERSATION WITH A FRIEND – NOT FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE!