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Witch and Warlock


The warlock said to the witch,
Man, ain't it grand living large like Oz,
being bigly Emerald City rich
The witch crowed back,
I get paid good for giving speeches
that have no policy incantation glitch
The warlock laughed hard and long,
then chortled with maniacal glee:
I like the way you got a huge fee
for selling that "Deal Me In" dirge song
The witch returned the faint praise
with a piercing scowl and a sinister smile
You got those lemmings running thru a maze,
chasing your tale that it's all rigged anyhow
The warlock started getting miffed,
and his hair began to burn with an orange glow
He mockingly said, Endora, all the polls show
that you're a walking political gift
The witch angrily retorted: What spell did you use
to make yourself become 50 feet tall
Oh yeah, that's right. Should Humpty Dumpty lose,
it won't be much of a fall off that stupid wall
The warlock let out a sigh, and said:
You know we have to spit venom
at each other on the campaign stump
That's just how it is, and has to be
The witch let out a sigh too, and said:
Since our youthful days of wearing denim,
it's something we can't tell the voting chumps
That we're really friends, you and me
Then they both hugged each other,
and said goodbye to one another privately
The witch winked at the warlock, and cackled this:
No matter who wins,
I'm offering well wishes to you
So don't forget to send me a mean tweet
The warlock nodded back at the witch, and bellowed this:
Once the results are in,
I'll reply with well wishes too
But of course, don't you forget to delete

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/8/2016 7:06:00 PM
Hahaha, great write RW! I can't wait until it's all over, it's all we hear about over here.
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Date: 11/6/2016 11:52:00 AM
Thank you for posting this poem. Blessings..........A.M.
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Date: 11/5/2016 6:16:00 PM
I'm hearing that they are friends too & this is all an act; great imagination & unique take Freddie! P & L~
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/5/2016 9:06:00 PM
Yep. I heard that too, Cheryl. Ty for the kind words, dear lady. Have a blessed Sunday. Love you always. RW
Date: 11/5/2016 6:16:00 PM
Ah! Entertaining light poetry, Freddie:) Let's hope that in a few days the public bickering will end sportingly. I wonder what Jill Stein has to say about all this! ~ Regards // paul
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/5/2016 9:05:00 PM
I hope so too, Paul. Glad you enjoyed this satirical write. I had a lot of fun w/it, and so I just decided to go waaaay over the top. As for Stein, the system is stacked against her. She has no chance. A good protest vote though if that is what some people need to show their disgust w/the status quo. Good results don't you think. Love the comments. Stay blessed my friend. Love you always. RW
Date: 11/5/2016 3:19:00 PM
PERFECT!!! LOL - thank you for sharing this great writing. a 7
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/5/2016 9:01:00 PM
You're most welcome, Heidi. I just love to needle those two clowns. It makes my day. Donald is so dumb, and Hil is so silly. A perfect pair, don't you think. Love your support. I got some strong stuff concerning them two coming out after the election, Lord willing. Love you, dear. RW
Date: 11/5/2016 3:12:00 PM
Lol! This is too funny. While we're thinking that they're mortal enemies, they may be the best of friends. I'm moving to another country lol! I agree with Joyce this was a unique take on the election:-) Alexis
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/5/2016 8:58:00 PM
Ty, Alexis. I love poking fun at those two. We trust in God not man, right. Glad to give a good laugh. I even made myself laugh. Lol. Love you always. RW
Date: 11/5/2016 12:45:00 PM
What a unique way of noting our election. I am holding my breath until it's over. Thank you for reading my poems. I had forgotten about this one. Love, Joyce
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/5/2016 1:11:00 PM
You're most welcome, Joyce. I went back to read your first poem that you chose to post at PSoup. It was a delicious cup of warm wisdom. Your longevity is a blessing, a promise given by God to those obedient children. May you live longer and prosper. Love you dear. RW

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