WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING

Young newlyweds on a love boat
He mounted her like a wild goat
The up and down motion
Of the stormy ocean
Meant super sex – it got their vote!

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Terry Flood

April 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM

So that’s where I’m going wrong… I really thought a water bed would suffice! When smut (I mean ‘bawdy’) is required… Jan delivers

Kim Rodrigues

April 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM

Rock’n and roll’n!

Beryl Edmonds

April 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM

Gave me a laugh Jan, it really did… Beryl

Tania Kitchin

April 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM

Jan, haha, cute and bawdy. -hugs

Duke Beaufort

April 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM

Jan, very cute. As a second stanza maybe the constant pitching motion when they were finished gave them nausea. Then, they might puke all over each other! That's an exchange of fluids on steroids! Your poetry does make me laugh and smile, which is sure something to relish these days. Thanks so much Jan!!