Who Does It?

Who changes the toilet paper roll? Who puts the toilet seat down? Who picks up the socks from the floor? Who chases the dust bunnies 'round? If you drop it, pick it up. These things do not do themselves And contrary to popular belief I do not have homemaker elves. I am not the only one living here, It's obvious by the mess. 'Helping' means I don't do more, It should mean I do less. So if it's empty, throw it out, Don't stick it back in the fridge 'Cause if you don't start pulling your weight I'm gonna throw you off a bridge.