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Who Ate My Halloween Candy

It was you, little bro! @#$#%$#&^*&^%%$#@@#@... Why! I’m going to… Dip you in battery acid, and then boil you in oil, while eating fries… Tar and feather you all over, you miserable little runt… Drag you across town with a fast horse named Hop-a-Long… Hang you from the rafters, and use you as target practice… Put you in a meat grinder & feed you to the pigs, Although, we only have guinea pigs … And that’s that! @!@#@#@#$#%$&*^%$ little bro!… All this is fictional of course and at the request of the sponsor… Except for the guinea pigs! Oct.15.2019 If I were your brother Sponsored by: Bobby May Placed 1'st...Thank You

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Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 11/2/2019 9:06:00 AM

This is hilarious! Congrats on your win. Hugs

Sandra Adams

Date: 11/1/2019 7:15:00 PM

wow...remind me not to sneak a piece of your candy...lol... this was good...congratulations on your top win :)

Charles Messina

Date: 10/31/2019 7:05:00 AM

That's all you're going to do.. damn you're letting him off easy. (lol) Love this! Congrats WW on your 1st place win! You da man! ~CM

Jan Allison

Date: 10/30/2019 5:55:00 PM

lol ^WW^ i think the message came over loud and clear beep beep lol:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/30/2019 2:35:00 PM

Ha, ha. What a write! $%#&*@#@$%#&(*&!!+&*$%@#*&@! I hadn't realized that Brother Bobby was so into S&M! LOL, and LOL again. Congrats, WW on bringing down the house with this one. Smiles, Gershon

Hello There

Date: 10/30/2019 2:07:00 PM

Congratulations, ^WW^! Still chuckling...

Eve Roper

Date: 10/30/2019 1:29:00 PM

Back with a big congratulations on your winning placement. Hugs Eve

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/30/2019 12:11:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. You made me laugh. I love your two little guinea pigs. They had it come to life.......

Curtis Moorman

Date: 10/30/2019 10:12:00 AM

You jiggin' rascal, you cussed a blue streak but I recognized every word of it. Of course, we jiggers are just a cut above anyway. Congrats on a super write.