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'when In Rome Do As the Romans Do' - Unless You Are Ron Dump

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Just how does this lunatic tick He gawps looking stupid and thick then does acts to demean - Put his mitts on our Queen Ron Dump is an ignorant ????? ! He bypasses royal protocol Treats our Queen like an old Barbie Doll He walks in front of her Like a fat mangy cur - Show decorum, you nasty old troll! * insert suitable ending Ron Dump was seen to put his arm behind the Queen's back at a royal dinner It’s not the first time he’s broken royal protocol this time by by touching the Queen and on his previous visit he walked in front of her and also on separate occasion he kept her waiting for over ten minutes ... it just isn’t done! 6/4/19

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Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/6/2019 6:57:00 PM

Donald Trump has thoroughly exhausted Americans with his barbaric behaviour, so few cringe anymore knowing whatever new depths there are, Trump will go even lower! Nice write, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2019 6:59:00 PM

Oh I await his next stunt with baited breath!:-( hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 6/6/2019 2:58:00 PM

LOL, I'm just surprised he hasn't pinched the queen's bum

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2019 6:58:00 PM

lol I wonder if even he would stoop so low:-( hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/5/2019 7:18:00 PM

G'day Jan … doesn't the queen have bodyguards to flatten any bugger who lays a hand on her. I don't follow what Mr. Trump is up to, but he certainly knows how to stir the pot - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2019 7:20:00 PM

I',m not sure about bodyguards but doubt anyone would do anything - as I am sure he can't see he has done wrong after all he is (sadly) the president of the US:-( hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/5/2019 7:09:00 PM

What's unusual here is that the Queen is actually wealthier than Trump. About the only thing that Trump 'respects' is money--but I guess that's not enough to ensure that he follows protocol...Do remember, however, that Trump was elected precisely to do what he's doing, i.e., shake things up, in form/style as well as substance. It's dangerous to underestimate just how much support Trump has for his anti-decorum, anti-'PC' conduct... In the meantime, let the vulgar boor have it, eh, Jan?!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2019 7:19:00 PM

I think Trump is about as popular in the US as Brexit is to the Brits - people in Britain said they didn't know what they were voting for i wonder if folk in the US feel the same about DT:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/5/2019 4:06:00 AM

- "Poor" .... he doesn't know better .... - :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2019 7:16:00 PM

gt to pity him I guess:-( hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/4/2019 8:05:00 PM

Ha Ha love it Jan, Don Frump is what I call him! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2019 8:12:00 PM

oh what a super name for him lol I won't repeat what I really think of the man don't want to get banned lol- his behaviour is appalling I bet the royals can't wait to see the back of him and he brought lots of members of his family too like its free for all party - ugh he has no class no finess:-(hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 6/4/2019 7:00:00 PM

Hear, hear Jan, how dare he put his hands on our beloved Queen! After all we don't know where they've been, haha...Kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2019 7:03:00 PM

lol Ann, I can't understand why he is totally capable of not complying with protocol its not the first time he's done his own thing, bet they can't wait for the visit to be over:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/4/2019 6:22:00 PM

hahaha. As much as I detest him, I think it's rather funny because of all the "to do" about the "royals" over there!! Good one , Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2019 6:25:00 PM

Our Queen is the leader of our nation, he should follow the protocols which exist i think he thinks the rules don't apply to him because he is 'president of the US' the man is deluded and making a complete fool of himself and meddling in politics - heaven help us if they do listen to him:-( hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/4/2019 3:19:00 PM

Haha , he's certainly a law unto himself, I thought he had people to advise him on this sort of thing, obviously not. Can't wait to see Boris on state visits, the press will have a field day. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2019 3:24:00 PM

ha ha ha oh Yes Boris will be interesting to observe if he becomes PM. I am sure Dump does have advisors but he is 'president' and will do what the heck he wants as his gaffes show. I imagine the Queen will be relieved when he's gone lol:-) hugs Jan xx