When I Am Retired
When I am retired I shall lie around eating cookies, ignoring the phone.
Wait! I already do that.
When I am retired I shall do whatever I want all day long, every second of my day.
Uh-oh.
I am pretty close to doing that now if you discount my stupid paperwork.
When I am retired I shall have a maid wait on me hand and foot.
Scratch that. I like my privacy. A maid might be recording me on her phone or something.
When I am retired I shall do all the things that I have always wanted to do, but never did.
Here is the list.
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Maybe I am not ready yet.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2018
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