What's This - Dunno

Well wannabe coat fans, you'll be sad to hear I've not been interviewed by a single newspaper (not got a clue what I'm talking about? - join the line) Although a man I didn't know in the lift and I hadn't glanced at said "if this was a first date, it's gone terribly" and I said "it would make terrible television" then he said "yep, wouldn't make the cut" and he went on his way down a different corridor. #coatstories