What's the Buzz

If I were a fly, I would take my place In the halls of Congress where haste makes waste I’d buzz the House Speaker’s ear Because it has become clear The voice of the public has been misplaced Perhaps a good buzz would open their ears Before they explore new spending frontiers Pork barrel projects still grow Let’s Make a Deal’s a game show This game must end now as we’re in arrears I’d surely make a nuisance of myself I make a heck of a pesky black elf Sit on cups before they drink Lay eggs on collars of mink Then wreak havoc with Obama himself *Entry for Michael Falotico’s “Fly on the Wall” contest