What'Ll I Do

“O’Reilly! …what’ll I do with Miss Glamour?
She’s me girl, but can no longer stand ‘er:
  -  Farts all the time
  -  for no reason or rhyme …”
That’s easy, mate … Buy a windjammer!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Dietrich Avatar
June 6, 2014 at 1:06 AM
hey hey, is this for the clawdy lawdy contest or whatever. I think it sure fits the ticket!!! great end rhymes for this humorous limerick.
Smith Avatar
June 3, 2014 at 1:57 AM
Ha!, Jack my friend.. We share a delight in making people laugh.. This one is funny to me for two reasons.. Funny poem and windjammer was one of my nicknames given me by an uncle lol...:-)
Clark Avatar
June 3, 2014 at 4:56 AM
Then ... obviously "humor" runs in your family ... any uncle that would provide a nickname like "Windjammer" has GOT to be a good guy! I'm glad you liked this one, Arlene, and thank you for your kind words ... Jack C
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