What Belt

What Belt?
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A belt...
an item meant to be worn around your waist
to hold up pants, shorts, etc...
the uses are numerous, but serves the main purpose.

BUT WAIT...

I saw a belt round the knees,
pants falling
hand to crotch pants holding
walking like they have a load in the drawers
but I seen their drawers too
I know what type they wear
and I think to myself....

What was the point of wearing pants
a belt
or underwear

perhaps..a onesie would be more appropriate
after all, we dressed you from birth, seems you still need help with your clothing.

Date:7/15/15
Jessica Thompson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 11/2/2018 4:19:00 PM
Maybe suspenders would work better. :) Really enjoyed this Jessica. Made me laugh.
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Jessica Thompson
Date: 11/3/2018 11:55:00 AM
Thank you Chris for enjoying this read. I did this a good while back, but glad it still reaches the readers and makes them laugh. Jess :P
Date: 8/21/2015 1:06:00 PM
I really like this....the POWER of the belt is sure missed....pants on the ground, well not right hear....I am almost 40 and Mama can still whoop my ass, is that clear....lol
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Date: 1/16/2016 7:29:00 PM
lol Thank you Eric, glad you enjoyed this one:)
Date: 7/15/2015 11:06:00 PM
Sharpe! I really enjoyed your write :), jill
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Jessica Thompson
Date: 7/16/2015 10:53:00 AM
Thank you Jill, so glad you enjoyed this piece. Take care, Jess :)
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