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Wedding Belles

On the 'silver spoon' side of town, fortunes show in flashy mansions, and some folks like to hoard their wealth; others used theirs for expansions. This old bloke Reg lived on his own, his booty’s stored in cash and land. Reg never married in the past, though - now had a marriage planned. On the day before his birthday, when he is turning eighty-three, old Reg went to have a check-up, to make sure he’s going to be, fit and well enough to marry, (he must be sexually keen) for upon this latest birthday, he weds a girl who's just eighteen. Now the Doctor who had told him, that he was in marvelous shape, had wrinkles on his worried brow; said "This could be a big mistake". Old Reg replied "Well I don't care, I'm 'gunna' wed no matter what, unless somehow you can tell me, some brighter, better idea Doc". "Maybe one" the Doctor answered, "You’re at the age of little time. So it may pay to get a boarder”. Reg grinned "Yeah, that'd be fine. I'm glad you're thinking straight Doc, that is a marvelous idea" - "Make sure they're young and active". This the Doctor made real clear. Six months later a chance meeting, came at the village country fair, when the ‘Doc’ bumped into old Reg, where they spoke to each other there. "You can congratulate me" Reg said, "She's pregnant, now I’m thanking you. The Doctor quizzed "You took my advice!" "Yep - and the boarder is pregnant too".

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Date: 6/1/2018 8:11:00 AM
Hahahaahahahh that's a real ripper Mate !
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2018 12:11:00 AM
G'day Jerry old son, how are you? Thanks for dropping by for a dose of humour - catch you soon; Lindsay
Date: 5/17/2018 7:43:00 PM
G'Day, Lindsay! What a great story about the old geezer. What stamina!!!! Always enjoy your witty writes, old cobber. Many thx for your takin' a likin' to a couple of my concoctions. Take good care and keep on crankin' out yer enjoyable and very entertainin' poems - Bob
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2018 12:09:00 AM
Hello there Bob … We'll see how much stamina he's got after the kids turn sixteen. I should write a follow up about his vasectomy - catch you later Bob - Lindsay
Date: 5/17/2018 11:06:00 AM
If only one could be so lucky:) Love the humor Lindsay:)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/3/2018 12:06:00 AM
G'day Daniel … thank you, but oh gee, once the nappy changing starts I think the luck will turn sour - catch you soon Daniel - Lindsay

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