Valentine's Day Disaster
It’s just a Hallmark holiday,
just another excuse to say…
“Let’s get under the sheets”,
whispering words too sweet-
Can’t guys just find another way?
Chocolate I’m allergic to,
I get bad gas the whole night through-
“Still wanna sleep with me?
I’m smelly, can’t you see?”
Valentine’s Day stuck on the loo!
The moral of the story is not that hard,
just don’t buy a Valentine’s Day card!
Valentine Shmalentine Contest
Nicola Byrne
January 21, 2017
Copyright © Lu Loo | Year Posted 2017
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