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Folks held a contest to carve a pumpkin The winner was this one of Donald Trumpkin He claims he will make Halloween great again When he makes a mess you know who to blame! MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA – SHE NEEDS ALL THE HELP SHE CAN GET THIS ELECTION TIME. Many thanks again to Mama Bear for sending me this funny picture which inspired the poem. 10~22~16

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Bawa Talwar

Date: 4/13/2017 5:29:00 PM

A poetical humour.its a good Halloween poem.hilarious too.kindly review my works too as I've just joined.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2017 5:32:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Bawa:-) and welcome to soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie

Date: 4/10/2017 3:45:00 PM

I smiled when I saw this on the feature page Jan:) Reading it now, after the fact, it seems surreal that this is reality today. If only he could have 'stayed' as a carving on a pumpkin..lol Fabulous write:) lynnxxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2017 3:51:00 PM

I hope the pic will come back as I can't see it at the moment -oh boy it was so funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 10/24/2016 10:42:00 AM

This carving is not as frightening as the face of that man and a LOT less frightening than the thought of him being President. God HELP America. Back to reality now....great mockery, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/24/2016 10:48:00 AM

Its scary to think he could rule the US Lin - God help us all if he gets elected:-( hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 10/23/2016 8:01:00 PM

That's a good one. And you are soo right... oh man. Thanks for the laugh.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/24/2016 3:24:00 AM

It's a worrying time for us all Agnes:-( The implications of him being elected would be global:-( hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 10/23/2016 6:25:00 PM

Were in a lot of trouble on this side of the pond!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 6:30:00 PM

You said it Mike... but the implications of him being in power would affect the whole world ... it doesn't bear thinking about:-( hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 10/23/2016 5:10:00 PM

Thoroughly enjoyed your Halloween Poem including the hilarious picture!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 5:14:00 PM

Thanks Judy - I think this pumpkin lantern would even scare the kids away lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Manmath Dalei

Date: 10/23/2016 12:29:00 PM

Dear Jan, My limelick 'Drunk on Bunk' corrected & given below: Terry came India for few week/ Few days after she got seek/ "No wine" team move her nice/ She takes pills with their advice/ Now Terry shines smart with red round cheek/. Regards............Manmath.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 12:33:00 PM

I've you mailed you ManMath:-) hugs jan xx

Paloma P

Date: 10/23/2016 8:42:00 AM

Lol, a poetically political pumpkin, God help us all! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 12:14:00 PM

You said it Paloma - the knock on effect of him getting into power would resonate around the world:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/23/2016 8:00:00 AM

I surrender my blockade on the critical//and comment on this horror called political//only this time//(your PO is fine!)//politics is humanity's worst, how pitiful. //On a lighter note//I will go vote//I am rigged//by he self-bigged//says he, Mr. swill and bloat. extra huggerfrolics today! ~j

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 12:15:00 PM

ha ha ha John - you just can't resist the limerick:-) hugs Jan xx

Manmath Dalei

Date: 10/23/2016 2:45:00 AM

Dear Jan, My limerick on "Drunk on Bunk" may be collaborated. It is written under: "Terry came India as a tourist for few week/ After few days she got sternly seek/ Here 'No wine movement' move her nice/ She consumes tablets as per their advice/ Now Terry shines smart with red round cheek". It may be collaborated with your above limerick. With best regards.......//Manmath

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 2:49:00 AM

thanks ManMath:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 10/23/2016 1:54:00 AM

That pumpkin is awesome, and so is your poem :D He is the pumpkinest person I've ever seen.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 2:47:00 AM

I laugh every time I get a comment and see that pic lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

Date: 10/22/2016 11:06:00 PM

You're good really really good loved it :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 2:47:00 AM

I just get inspired by the pics Mama Bear sends me - this one leapt out for a poem to be written lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 10/22/2016 9:00:00 PM

He is scary with or without his mask...Nice write Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 2:45:00 AM

ha ha ha Oh so true Joseph lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 10/22/2016 6:49:00 PM

He recently made fun of himself while in attendance with the cardinal. Trump might even find this pumpkin funny, thinking there's no such thing as bad publicity! Cool picture and a fun poem! 7 ; ) P.S. Thanks for the nice comment on my collaboration with Mike. My part was of course, She.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 7:05:00 PM

Yes it certainly would give him more publicity lol :-) I loved the poem you did with Mike it really did give me a tingle dowm my spine reading it:-) hugs Jan

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 10/22/2016 6:40:00 PM

God have mercy on America! I never recall such a mess in the elections of this great country and I am in my seventh decade! Excellent writing dearest, Jan! Love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 6:43:00 PM

It is extremely worrying for us all Demetrios - with all the people in the US surely they could have found more worthy candidates:-( hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 10/22/2016 4:37:00 PM

This was too good not to share and you have made a great poem out of it. At least we can laugh as we wait for the election results Good thing or we may all cry Keep the ink flowing and keep your sense of humour there for all to see. Hugs Edith

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 4:45:00 PM

Oh Mama Bear without your fabulous pics to inspire me these funny poems would never get written - I think this is my favourite so far:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 10/22/2016 4:26:00 PM

Jan, oh you are so right I am so afraid for my America friends, wonderful poem, ugly pumpkin ..

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 4:27:00 PM

ha ha ha @ ugly pumpkin:-) I worry for us all if he got into power:-( hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/22/2016 3:46:00 PM

LOL, yes, God bless America - may she never suffer a President Trump!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 4:26:00 PM

God help us all if he gets elected the implications will be felt across the globe:-( hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 10/22/2016 3:42:00 PM

I have two nurses here with me and we all had a good laugh. God bless us all. Great picture great poem. A Fav.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 4:25:00 PM

It doesn't bear thinking about if he gets elected - god help us all!:-) glad I made you smile my friend:-) love and hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 10/22/2016 3:38:00 PM

That is so funny. I doubt I could create that. Lol

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 4:24:00 PM

Its hilarious Tim I was going to write a contest poem but had to get this one written and posted first lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/22/2016 3:22:00 PM

Lol!Ha Ha. Halloween is in trouble for sure. So is America if he wins. Great limerick. Moma Bear's pictures inspire you to write some good poem:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 3:23:00 PM

I couldn't stop laughing when Mama Bear sent it to me - I had to stop the contest poem I was writing to post this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/22/2016 3:20:00 PM

hahahah. LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 3:24:00 PM

I just love that pic it is so darn clever! I couldn't stop laughing when I got it so i had to pen a quick poem and post it:-) hugs Jan xx