Trish

There once was a diver called Trish,
Who met an enormous jewfish.
She was dwarfed by its head,
And then, drooling, she said,
‘I’d like to see you on my dish.’

* The goliath grouper is also known as the jewfish

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 4/6/2013 4:17:00 PM
jack, read my blog and check out this amazing new feature I found here at Soup. I can see all the limericks you ever wrote all in one place!! wow, you have like 70!!! Love this one.
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Date: 6/5/2011 7:32:00 AM
Jack, Great to see in the winner's circle. Congratulations on a swell poem. Agape, Moses
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Date: 6/5/2011 6:14:00 AM
Koolio Limerick Jack, many congrats on your win :)
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Date: 6/4/2011 12:32:00 PM
Best wishes on the win in Carolyns contst Jack.
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Date: 6/4/2011 11:13:00 AM
Your work is a favorite of mine..this is so cute. Congrats on your win.BG
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Date: 6/4/2011 5:30:00 AM
I can see why this one took a win, Jack. Just love a limerick. Congratulations
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Date: 6/3/2011 3:06:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of carolyn, jack
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Date: 6/3/2011 1:46:00 PM
Congratulations on your so wonderfully deserved win in Carolyn's "Attack" contest Jack. Love Carol
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Date: 6/3/2011 1:38:00 PM
Very funny limerick, Jack! The last line had me laughing out loud. Of course, I will be seeing a lot of fish on my dish for eons to come. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/3/2011 1:30:00 PM
Congratulations on a great limerick and win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/25/2011 2:47:00 PM
Good luck in the contest. There are some really good poems entered from what I have read. Mike
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Date: 5/21/2011 6:22:00 AM
Those groupers are delish..Enjoyed reading your work..Reads like winners' circle to me..Thanks for stopping by with your comments..Sara
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Date: 5/20/2011 3:19:00 PM
Your poem is very funny Jack. I can picture this humorous encounter. I just posted my entry and read Robert Hinshaw's. He took a fun spin on the theme too. Good luck in the contest! Best to you, Diane
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Date: 5/20/2011 2:22:00 PM
learned something new today, thank you for the information, enjoyed this creative Limerick.
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