Top Secret

My bathroom isn’t big enough For boxes filled with files, Though someone’s bathroom we all know Has cartons stacked in piles. The government’s top secrets Share a space, perhaps, with Charmin, Or Renuzit, Dove or Lysol, All incredibly alarmin.’ For the guests at Mar-a-Largo, If a bathroom they were needing, We must hope they didn’t poke around In search of some light reading.

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Robert Johnson

Date: 6/15/2023 2:28:00 PM

How apropos they're in the loo. That's about his speed of what he'll do. It goes to show his lack of respect. And sadly, it's what we've come to expect.

John Lawless

Date: 6/13/2023 7:13:00 PM

Perhaps he had not room in his garage and he would never drive a Vette as it would torture his hairdo.....

I Am Anaya

Date: 6/13/2023 6:20:00 PM

Not guilty! Is his plea, quiet as a mouse, he muttered no words, 'till he wandered into a Cuban cafe to be heard! Wow, thank you Ilene, thought I was the only one who heard the news today.

Jan Allison

Date: 6/13/2023 2:50:00 PM

hahaha this is so good Ilene especially with the loo roll - should have been anusol in there too lol:-) hugs jan xx Lets see how he manages to wriggle out of this one now! hugs jan xx