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Toeing the Line - Bawdy Limerick

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Sue’s panties gave her so much woe - She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’ But with help from soft plastic Her new outline’s fantastic It’s discrete and no one would know! 4/5/18

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Paul Callus

Date: 4/6/2018 3:20:00 PM

Did you say bawdy?:) For sure it is funny, Jan. Camel toe has nowadays become part of accepted vocabulary, so I doubt if anyone would raise an eyebrow! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2018 3:28:00 PM

Thanks Paul:-) I hadn't really heard of it until a couple of years ago when i read a newspaper article about a British celebrity lol :-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 4/6/2018 11:24:00 AM

Once again you show that no subject is off limits for poems, LOL.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2018 11:34:00 AM

I do push the boundaries at times Agnes but I have no control over my muse! Well that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/6/2018 9:26:00 AM

Lol! The limerick Queen has done it again. This is hilarious. Your readers can just picture the whole scene. As always good limerick:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2018 9:27:00 AM

Thanks so much Alexis, i think this is one of my best lol it certainly is one of my favourites, who would have thought I'd write a poem on this subject lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/6/2018 3:33:00 AM

Straight to FAV for me. it's a WOW and I don't even know what camel toe means, but it gave me the giggles. Thank you, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2018 3:56:00 AM

LOl Caren google 'camel toe' you will fully understand the issue lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 4/5/2018 4:57:00 PM

Wow! That's amazing! Didn't see that one coming and the after thought was why didn't I see that coming?!?....80)..A FAV for me!....pat

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2018 5:12:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks Pat, glad i made you smile and thanks so much for the fave, . I personally think this is one of my best lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/5/2018 3:18:00 PM

Excellent! Had to look it up.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2018 3:20:00 PM

lol Kim, I'm like Connie and hadn't heard of the term until a couple of years ago lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 4/5/2018 3:00:00 PM

Several years ago my daughter had to explain what that meant Jan. I was clueless! This Limerick is so tastefully written, though naughty. You are a master at writing the Limerick Jan. I loved it and it is going into my faves. : ) xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2018 3:05:00 PM

aww thanks Connie,I'd not really heard of it until a few years ago either and it wasn't until i saw a newspaper article about a 'celebrity' who was wearing very unflattering leggings that i even heard the phrase. I can't resist writing this form I wrote this in the car today took less than 2 mins lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/5/2018 1:18:00 PM

Haha Jan, it couldn't get any bawdier.A gem. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2018 1:22:00 PM

LOL Tom, I googled and you can actually get a plastic insert for panties but I also saw pics of padded panties designed to give you camel toe - glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx