Today's New Cars
When was the last time you bought a new car?
Bells and whistles, beeps and bops.
They have cars that will take your car to shops.
Type in fun and it will turn around
Take you to the party town.
It has automatic ice seats that cool your thigh
When the temperature is way too high.
You do not have to ask for anything fancy, loud or brash.
It is already there, built into your new car’s safety dash.
It tells you there is an out-of-control Chevy driver up ahead.
If you continue in this lane, you will maybe end up dead.
Blitz. Fritz. Blink. A new alarm now.
Something big is in the road, could be a cow.
Push this green-pink emergency button in a pinch
It will shorten your car three meters and an inch.
Here is a button that pushes magical arms out to slap away other machines.
As some have lost control, and your car does not want to hear your I-am-dying-screams.
Buzz, bugger, buzz.
Back up cameras, and mirrors to the side,
Show you all the traffic, no one can hide.
This button puts you on lift high in the air.
Your carriage is over the top of the other cars now.
You have not a worry; you have not a care.
All you have to do now is pay for this gigantic wow!
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