To Rule the World

To rule the world would take a Very long time, I would think ... I mean, to measure the entire Planet in segments of 12 inches, One foot-at-a-time, would take Months, if not longer! And how Do you measure the ocean with A ruler?!? That's just craziness, And far too much to ask of anyone, In my opinion. You'd have to have A very accurate GPS system to Help you, cuz you can't just make A mark on the ocean and then Move the ruler along another foot, Can you? And what if there's a Building in the way, or a mountain, Or a million other things that Could be interfering? Do you find A way to move them and then Put them back? How do you Move a mountain and then Replace it? But you'd really HAVE to in order to do it right, Cuz you need a flat surface to Measure anything accurately ... You can't lay a ruler on a curved Surface and get a true measurement. You know, though, you COULD Use a yard stick, and that would Speed things up quite a bit. I mean, That would go three times as fast As using a ruler, but then that's Not technically "ruling" the world, That's more like "yard-sticking" The world, but I think it still might Qualify, when you get down to Semantics ... Just plain too much Work and too many unknowns ... But I think Donald Trump could do It, AND get Mexico to pay for it! (Wink, wink, wink) ;-) ** 1st Place in the "Rule the World Poetry Contest", Silent One, Sponsor **