To Doze Or Not To Doze

The sermon was dull, the church was warm, Grandpa Smeltzer was snoring up a storm. Every once in a while, he'd give a snort. The young lads were counting his snorts as sport. Grandma Smeltzer gave her man a poke, "Why'd you do that woman?" loud words he spoke. The pastor ignored them and kept up the drone Reading the scriptures in monotone.. I looked around, and others were nodding. Some jerked awake after gentle prodding. "It's a sin", said I, "That grown men Can't stay awake for the last amen." Then we closed our eyes as we started to pray And I just couldn't help it, mine stayed that way. For the Snooze or choose, contest. Placed 11th