Tiny Tidbits of Nonsense Part 2

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. But he was wearing a skirt. I bought a roll of Saran Wrap, then realized I didn't have a Saran to wrap. My dentist told me to see a gynecologist. Ever see the commercial about "Bob" who took a male enhancement product? You tell me what woman would have sex with a guy with such a sickening grin. Or the infamous "Billy Mays" commercials? When asked by my psychiatrist if I had homicial urges, I said, yes- just two. Osama Bin Laden and Billy Mays. I was born in a trauma ward. People complain about airplane food- they ought'a eat here. I've been married so many times, I don't remember my maiden name. Another bizarre commercial; the male enhancement product- to "make that certain part of the male body larger. I took it, you gotta see my nose now! And the commercial that warns men to seek emergency medical help if you have an ******** lasting more than four hours...You gotta' be kiddin'- I'd be the most popular man in this trailer park. 4 hours? That'd take me all the way back to 1971. When the going gets tough, go on vacation. If idleness is the devil's work, darn, I'm a new devil worshiper. If I gave you just one smile, you're deranged! Catch ya next time! Tom