Three Types of Onions
---This verse is split into 3 parts - it is officially called The Onion Trilogy! I hope you find this clever, silly and flavorful
--- make sure not to cry when reading my poem! I was teary eyed while writing this! J/K
Black Onions - poem #1
Hey, no racism
Involved - I burnt the onions
My eyes wince with pain
Hey, no offense, man
I'm not crying - chill out, dude
Kick back and relax!
Pink Onions - poem #2
I'm a funny guy
What's wrong with the color 'pink'?
Don't miss out! Try it!
No homo - pink's cool
Pink is a nice color, bud!
You don't believe me? (Oh well!)
Green Onions (poem #3)
Original, no?
Really good with meals and shtuff!
Drink the soup - you're sick!
I used to garden
I believe we planted this!
Green onions are good!
They're green and healthy
You should put it in your soup
Keep brewing sick lines (you get the pun? - sick)
I was a young boy
When I ordered my kid's food -
Baked potato (with green onions sprinkled on top! Yum! My mouth's watering now!!)
Copyright © J.W. Earnings | Year Posted 2014
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