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I gasp, when you split your tight skirt I’m shocked, your G string’s on display It serves you right you dreadful flirt I’m sure you knew my neighbor's gay! He’s handsome with eyes of teal blue Yet has no interest in you Still you tried hard to seduce him Right in front of his partner Jim When you split your tight skirt I’m shocked I gasp, your G string’s on display You dreadful flirt, I’m sure you knew My neighbors gay, it serves you right A cougar could tempt a straight guy - you’ve no chance with him… say goodbye! Charonnet Poetry Contest Sponsored by Charles Messina 09/03/20

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Mark Koplin

Date: 10/14/2020 11:52:00 AM

Congrats with your top win Jan! That was a good one, I really like it. Good Job!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2020 12:29:00 PM

thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Howard Kerr

Date: 10/13/2020 6:56:00 PM

Congratulations, Jan, on your first place medal winning entry. Superb. I would like to thank you for your kind remarks on my work. Warmth Howard

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2020 3:20:00 AM

Thanks Howard:-) write on!!:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 10/13/2020 10:49:00 AM

Wow! So deserving of a top win, Jan. Congrats on your first place! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 2:11:00 PM

thanks Carolyn:-) it was quite a challenge but I SO enjoyed it:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 10/13/2020 9:00:00 AM

Jan, I absolutely love this whimsical and brilliant write. You did so well with this difficult form. A huge Congratulations on your 1st place win. I hope all is well my dear friend. Hugs // Charlie xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 9:05:00 AM

I am SO delighted you liked the poem I has such fun writing for the contest and I agree it was a challenge to write with the swapped lines, but I got there in the end:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/13/2020 8:55:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. So cute and funny. You made me laugh. I love this write and the why tooooo cute picture. "Great Job" Enjoy your win.............

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 8:59:00 AM

Thanks Paula:-) hugs jan xx

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 9/6/2020 10:37:00 AM

hilarious! great theme, perfect rhyme!!! a sure winner!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 5:02:00 PM

I hope Charlie likes it, some may find the poem distasteful I guess but I take my chance:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/6/2020 1:26:00 AM

You have truly "outed" this hussy!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2020 5:34:00 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 9/5/2020 10:04:00 AM

Oh boy...she's really disconnected.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/5/2020 10:41:00 AM

ha ha ha yeah this kitty is barking up the wrong tree lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 9/4/2020 3:11:00 AM

This chick was not a classy cougar. She's more of a slithering snake. lol Always fun writes from you, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 8:06:00 AM

lol Jenna:-) Perhaps she bit of more than she could chew with this guy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/3/2020 5:10:00 PM

G'day Jan ... you can't help bad luck Jan. Time to look for greener pastures. A good bit of fun sonnet Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 8:05:00 AM

lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/3/2020 4:29:00 PM

Well done! Enjoyed your great humor!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2020 8:04:00 AM

thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 9/3/2020 8:53:00 AM

ha! a very entertaining poem, jan! best of luck in the contest...

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2020 4:20:00 PM

It was a fun challenge lol:-) hugs jan xx

V. Deepa

Date: 9/3/2020 8:35:00 AM

Amusing sonnet dear Jan mam.:-) My best wishes to you in the contest. Keep inspiring.Much love~Deepa:-)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2020 4:19:00 PM

thanks Deepa:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 9/3/2020 7:19:00 AM

WOW. Such a hilarious and enchanting poem. I'm sure it will win. God bless you with many more amazing writes, dear Jan. Love, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2020 7:59:00 AM

I hope no one finds it offensive - we have several gay friends - they are nicest guys in the world and one of them is very attractive !:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/3/2020 6:25:00 AM

- Ok ... no use trying ... I'm too old :) - But ... I can enjoy from a distance - A fun poem, Jan :) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2020 6:29:00 AM

thanks Anne Lise - oh you are a stunner my friend :-) hugs Jan xx