Things I Don'T Care About

THINGS I DON’T CARE ABOUT Whether the queen is bored at the state opening of parliament; I could do with boredom like hers if I had the same bank statement. Whether babies were just created or evolved from monkeys: They’re beautiful and a delight when eating candy or stroking donkeys. Whether the Mariners take the pennant; or whether Manchester United Win the quarter final; or whether the Yeti has been sighted. Whether the Bermuda Triangle exists in reality; or if Elvis is still alive; Or if scientists for perpetual motion should continue to strive I mean don’t these people have anything better to do with their time? Can’t they find a more useful way of spending their prime?