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The Yearly Mammogram

I never go to the doctor, I never am that ill But once a year regardless, I go in for my big thrill. As a bigger breasted woman, a mammogram I must receive Each and every year and so I've come to believe It's a punishment for those endowed designed by those who are not. And in this terrible vise my poor breasts are then caught. Once they were shapely and perky until this yearly ordeal began. Now they've changed their shape, like pancakes in a pan. I'm sure it's not my age that has made them change this way. Unfortunately this squashed remodel seems to be here to stay. for Carolyns Dr. Phobia Quick Contest p.s. I hope it makes you laugh.

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Date: 9/1/2010 8:40:00 AM
Brilliant -
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Date: 8/23/2010 2:19:00 PM
Thank you francine and congratulations to you on your win, it has me LOL...thanks for the laugh
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Date: 8/22/2010 7:30:00 PM
Congratulations, I bet it DID make her laugh!!
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Date: 8/22/2010 3:39:00 PM
LOL Yes, it gave a big laugh! Smiles, Dane Ann
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Date: 8/21/2010 12:20:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Francine. I guess we share the same place :)
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Date: 8/21/2010 10:54:00 AM
Oh my, this is so funny. Next time we make pancakes, it's going to make me think of you Francine. Many congrats on your win >> James
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Date: 8/21/2010 5:35:00 AM
What a hoot!... "Like pancakes in a pan"...Yes, I'm sure old Mammy G. is totally responsible and NOT gravity! My wife was a full-figured gal too and she hated those things!...Congtratulations! - Tim
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Date: 8/21/2010 3:08:00 AM
Funny one Mamm- Congrats on the win
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:05:00 PM
Congrats for the second place win, Francine
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Date: 8/20/2010 4:23:00 PM
Congratulations Francine on your second place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/20/2010 2:15:00 PM
congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care! hillarious...I have the same problem.
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Date: 8/20/2010 10:52:00 AM
Congrats, Francine. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:07:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Francine in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:00:00 AM
Congrats Francine on your win in the doctor contest .. great write.. ciao with luv..
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:43:00 AM
Oh, Francine, what can I say. I simply don't do mammograms for all the reasons you describe here. You were very close to the top! Laughed out loud reading your poem! There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/19/2010 12:24:00 PM
Honey, if you don't have any they make you some for those that are small in certain places..I think that men should have to have the same exam each year you know where and I do believe that some man would invent a better means of doing this exam..This is a sure winner in my book..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work,...Sara
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Date: 8/19/2010 11:31:00 AM
Great write, Francine. Good to get it off your "chest"! Ha Ha Good luck. xxxRalph
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Date: 8/19/2010 11:05:00 AM
Very funny and terrific poem. My good wishes for your contest entry. Love and best wishes.....Ravindra
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Date: 8/19/2010 10:53:00 AM
I am wishing you a wonderful day full of inspiration Francine. I thank you for sharing your poetry today. It was a pleasure to read. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/19/2010 9:42:00 AM
i'm afraid to comment. last time i commented on boobs i was bared from commenting on a certian poet. hope you arnt that sensitive. john
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Date: 8/19/2010 8:50:00 AM
Yes....this indeed is my laugh for the day! Although I may not be that endowed....I suppose my mini-pancakes are due to all that squishing!!! LOL !!! this is terrific, Francine!!
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Date: 8/19/2010 2:57:00 AM
Francine this is hilarious.. All the best for Carolyn's contest.. It made me laugh, love Wilma
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Date: 8/18/2010 9:55:00 PM
YOu did GREAT with the contest, Francine!! You and I BOTH are in THIS same situation with mammograms!! But since I don't have health insurance, I rarely get one. Good luck. I am sure this will do well. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/18/2010 9:55:00 PM
Francine, good luck in the contest,..p.d.
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Date: 8/18/2010 7:39:00 PM
Please be sure to enter this one, Francine!!!
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