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The Winner Circle

A woman out looking for sex
Bumped into a cowboy called, "Tex"
Built like a race horse
He finished the course
Before she could take off her specs

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Alexis Y.

Date: 10/9/2022 6:47:00 AM

Hi Rico, Ole Tex didn't win this round, lol! I enjoyed the read-Alexis

Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/9/2022 11:17:00 AM

Mahalo for reading and commenting, Alexis! Aloha!

Valsa George

Date: 10/7/2022 9:22:00 PM

So who is the winner....?? I feel Tex and the lady looking for sex- both are losers! :)))

Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/8/2022 11:07:00 AM

More likely "disappointed", but practice makes perfect! Aloha!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/7/2022 9:22:00 PM

Something tells me it wasn't entirely a satisfactory encounter for her! From women I know I hear too many men are like "Tex."

Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/8/2022 11:06:00 AM

Like young bucks, some men are very excitable. Most women feel flattered unless it gets on their clothes! Aloha!

I Am Anaya

Date: 10/7/2022 8:15:00 PM

excited 'bout my first video!! "This is your life of Duke Paoa Kahanamoku" "The Duke"

Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/8/2022 11:04:00 AM

Try to avoid sticky situations, especially when dressed to the nines! Aloha!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/7/2022 7:44:00 PM

If the woman had not removed her specs - She may have hollered “bring the one who’s next” - She’d had Tex before - And she knew the score - He’s too quick to even remove his kegs.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/8/2022 11:03:00 AM

Enjoyed, but women - especially seniors - should unite and make it illegal for a man to come before a woman can remove her glasses!